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Absolutely spectacular.

And it comes with a throne!

Only a cool half million.

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[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 50 points 1 week ago

That first picture really does look computer rendered. I'm still not entirely sure it isn't.

That's kinda impressive.

[-] reddig33@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago

I kinda feel bad for whomever is selling this — it looks like it was probably their dream home.

[-] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago

The picture on that site is terrible too - it's hidden behind a tree!

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 week ago

I actually kind of like the idea of using a folly as a vacation property, but with that location it’ll be completely uninsurable due to hurricane risk and low elevation.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago

If it can withstand attacks by dragons, some weather will not be an issue.

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

If Harrenhall couldn’t withstand dragons, no way the fisherman’s castle would.

[-] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

I will become the Wizard Lord of Fisher Price Keep!

[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

They just hired the same painter every landlord uses.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nail holes? Black mold? Functioning power outlets? Nothing a nice inch thick coat of matte white latex can't fix!

Fun fact, I moved into an apartment once where the landlord had painted the inside of the tub/shower combo to cover the lime scaling. You know what's really slippery when wet, turns out? Latex paint. You know what bubbles up and chips off after a few months of being intermittantly sprayed with hot water and stepped on? Latex paint. So dumb, so pointlessly dangerous. Had to put down traction pads in my damn shower so I didn't break my tailbone or crack my skull. And by the time I moved out, the tub was like 90 percent unpainted anymore and looked a damn mess. Dumb.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 11 points 1 week ago

the amount of dust under that throne...

[-] jagungal@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Is it over-use of Photoshop or really bad HDR?

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 9 points 1 week ago
[-] GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago

There is a bright future for you at Foxtons.

[-] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Tbh the worst part is the regular house and camper next door breaking whatever chance at illusion they started with.

[-] distantsounds@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

It’s just a matter of time before it falls into the swamp

[-] scott@lem.free.as 6 points 1 week ago

But I don't want to marry Princess Lucky... I'd rather... 🎶

[-] Baggins@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago
[-] scott@lem.free.as 3 points 1 week ago

Nooo! He said it! Oh no, now I've said it! Argh, I've said it again!

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

So Shrek will be happy.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 8 points 1 week ago

It's so tacky some of their photos turned into thumbnails

[-] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 7 points 1 week ago

I can absolutely say I want to live in a castle rendered in early '90s CGI. Just..probably not this specific one.

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago

Yes, but not that one. I always loved Floop's castle in Spy Kids. I dunno if there's a name for that style of architecture, but sculpted interiors and exteriors make me very happy.

Honestly, more people should embrace "theme park houses". Make life interesting, yanno?

[-] riskable@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago

It looks like a toilet bowl. A huge toilet bowl.

[-] uservoid1@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[-] ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

And on basically no land at all. You know the person who did this doesn't believe in climate change, who else would bother?

[-] UncleJesus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I pass this on my way to/from work. Not surprised to see it here

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago
[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Jokes on you, that throne is just a photo stretched across a box

[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Woah this looks amazing!

[-] Tillyrblue@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Ruby da Cherry shot his music video for Duckboy - Excalibur here

[-] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

That first picture looks like something out of a dream, holy shit

[-] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago

Duh? Who hasn't!

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