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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Pictured: Google trends showing a lot of people just today discovering Joe Biden isn't on the ballot

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[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 83 points 3 weeks ago

The election is almost enturely determined by this type of guy.

[-] QueerCommie@hexbear.net 67 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Rom@hexbear.net 65 points 3 weeks ago

So glad we're burning down the planet for this.

[-] BynarsAreOk@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

To be fair technically it can use the internet, its just a deliberate decision not to allow internet searching for "reasons", perhaps that would make it even worse given the plagiarism.

[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago

Snapchat's AI model was adamant that Queen Elizabeth II was still alive up until a few months ago.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 49 points 3 weeks ago

These are the only people I envy

[-] axont@hexbear.net 49 points 3 weeks ago

Also spikes for searches like "who is kamala Harris" or "who is trump" or "why does my butthole itch"

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 28 points 3 weeks ago

#ItchyButthole2024

[-] Hexboare@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago
[-] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 3 weeks ago

They always ask who or what joe Biden is but never how :(

[-] axont@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

Asking the real questions here

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

why is Joe Biden? anybody?

[-] Thorngraff_Ironbeard@hexbear.net 47 points 3 weeks ago

Seems like people are voting for Robert Kennedy too, not sure if they are unaware he dropped out or they are the never trump type.

[-] axont@hexbear.net 33 points 3 weeks ago

I have to assume at least 2% of voters choose a completely random name on their ballot

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Isn't he still on the ballot in some places? Like he dropped out but after some legal time limit or whatever

[-] Thorngraff_Ironbeard@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds about right. In bad country they keep people who don't even wanna run on the ballot.

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

In bad country fake candidates are added to the ballot to fool the people into thinking anyone other than dear leader is in the running

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

Yep, he was still on mine. I sincerely hope he carries a few districts here just so that Trump doesn't completely run away with it in this hellhole of a state, but what the hell can you do.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

Trend of people searching "was RFK shot in 68"

[-] AndyCapps@hexbear.net 45 points 3 weeks ago

That's why you gotta write him in

[-] Saleri@hexbear.net 55 points 3 weeks ago
[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago

Only in death does duty end

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

Listen, Jack, your watch has not ended!

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 45 points 3 weeks ago

He's electable if you vote for him

[-] Saleri@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

There are some timelines where he's actually forced to stay in office for a few more years beacuase enough people wrote him in.

[-] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago

Worked for the CPSU central committee.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 37 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Did he died?

AI RESULT: Yes Joe Biden died June 23 2024 while shitting on the toilet and cursing Corn Pop.

the ai's citations:

^1^[hexbear.net/c/fakenews]
^2^[hexbear.net/u/melina]

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Fact check: Melina was terminated at the Fake News channel before such date... besides that, source is verified

Rating of comment: partially true

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 36 points 3 weeks ago

It's finally, officially, Joeover

[-] WilsonWilson@hexbear.net 32 points 3 weeks ago

extremely offline

[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 31 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

He was the only one who could defeat Trump - but when the liberals needed him most, he vanished

[-] asante@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

waiting 100 years for the dems to win again lol

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 28 points 3 weeks ago

Trillbilly bit of rural guy that's never heard of covid, but is deeply concerned about cancel culture.

[-] TrimmedDubya@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago

grillman grill "Joe Bidet? Never heard of him."

[-] Cherufe@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Thallo@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago
[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago

god i wish that were me

Death to America

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

oh my god they're gonna say he would have won

Living their best lives

[-] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

I don't know that it's that many people, the year-long trend looks a lot different.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

6% of the amount that searched at the time it happened still seems like a lot.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

I wonder what that's like, just living in that information void.

[-] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago

It's either bliss or day after day of everything going so wrong there's no time to catch up on the world.

[-] Tripbin@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

they didnt even know to vote for biden in 2020 till after everyone dropped out and the msn just repeated Biden until it was the only name they were familiar with at the ballot.

[-] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

wish that were me

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