Pictured: Google trends showing a lot of people just today discovering Joe Biden isn't on the ballot
The election is almost enturely determined by this type of guy.
So glad we're burning down the planet for this.
To be fair technically it can use the internet, its just a deliberate decision not to allow internet searching for "reasons", perhaps that would make it even worse given the plagiarism.
Snapchat's AI model was adamant that Queen Elizabeth II was still alive up until a few months ago.
These are the only people I envy
Also spikes for searches like "who is kamala Harris" or "who is trump" or "why does my butthole itch"
#ItchyButthole2024
Seems like people are voting for Robert Kennedy too, not sure if they are unaware he dropped out or they are the never trump type.
I have to assume at least 2% of voters choose a completely random name on their ballot
Isn't he still on the ballot in some places? Like he dropped out but after some legal time limit or whatever
Sounds about right. In bad country they keep people who don't even wanna run on the ballot.
In bad country fake candidates are added to the ballot to fool the people into thinking anyone other than dear leader is in the running
Yep, he was still on mine. I sincerely hope he carries a few districts here just so that Trump doesn't completely run away with it in this hellhole of a state, but what the hell can you do.
Trend of people searching "was RFK shot in 68"
That's why you gotta write him in
Only in death does duty end
Listen, Jack, your watch has not ended!
He's electable if you vote for him
There are some timelines where he's actually forced to stay in office for a few more years beacuase enough people wrote him in.
Worked for the CPSU central committee.
Did he died?
AI RESULT: Yes Joe Biden died June 23 2024 while shitting on the toilet and cursing Corn Pop.
the ai's citations:
^1^[hexbear.net/c/fakenews]
^2^[hexbear.net/u/melina]
Fact check: Melina was terminated at the Fake News channel before such date... besides that, source is verified
Rating of comment: partially true
It's finally, officially, Joeover
extremely offline
He was the only one who could defeat Trump - but when the liberals needed him most, he vanished
waiting 100 years for the dems to win again lol
Trillbilly bit of rural guy that's never heard of covid, but is deeply concerned about cancel culture.
god i wish that were me
Death to America
Living their best lives
oh my god they're gonna say he would have won
I don't know that it's that many people, the year-long trend looks a lot different.
6% of the amount that searched at the time it happened still seems like a lot.
I wonder what that's like, just living in that information void.
It's either bliss or day after day of everything going so wrong there's no time to catch up on the world.
they didnt even know to vote for biden in 2020 till after everyone dropped out and the msn just repeated Biden until it was the only name they were familiar with at the ballot.
wish that were me
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