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Or maybe Kuato.

Open your mind, Donald

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 128 points 1 month ago
[-] bigFab@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I came here specifically for this.

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 99 points 1 month ago

This is the real version, still slightly weird looking. Grabbed from this frame https://youtu.be/aFqjoCbZ4ik?t=146

[-] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

Riches man in the world and he chooses to look like this?

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 58 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He is a incel 4chan basement dweller, the money cant change that.

[-] greedytacothief@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Looks like how I feel after consuming milk products.

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago

Just had a very foamy milkshake so i can relate.

[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

It looks like they also made his arms look thicker -

[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I can't really see the difference :S

[-] nepenthes@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

OP pic his gut sticks out to the point where it reaches the edge of the building in the background (top portion). Vid pic it doesn't reach.

original pic with lines drawn showing what I just wrote out

[-] Grey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 89 points 1 month ago

Common side effect if you do steroids and don't work out

[-] potatopotato@sh.itjust.works 78 points 1 month ago

In his circles apparently HGH is viewed, erroneously, as a life extension drug. It wouldn't surprise me for an instant if he was mainlining it out of a fear of dying like a common peasant.

[-] cmbabul@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

There ain’t a doubt in my that Elon is obsessed with life extension and is petrified of the end of his life. All the rich tech folks are that’s why they’ve spent so much trying to position themselves into being god kings and do t care about wrecking the planet. They think they’re about to ascend like this is FMA Brotherhood but it didn’t work out for the rich and powerful there either

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Wants to live forever but is too lazy to hit the gym and too weak to leave the coke in the bag. He thinks that pumping hormones into his body is all he has to do.

At least that weirdo millionaire Bryan Johnson puts a ton of effort into his quest for longevity.

[-] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

He definitely plans on becoming a sandworm

[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago

my skin is not my own!

[-] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 7 points 1 month ago

You'd think people who want to live forever would care more about the environment. But I guess the worst consequences they'll face is a shorter ski season.

[-] cmbabul@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

They think they are going to go to space and become gods. It'd be pathetic if we werent all gonna pay the price for it

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[-] Oxen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Exactly this! I was about to post that it looks like he has a distended GH gut but never worked out a day in his life. Exogenous testosterone doesn't do this.

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 1 month ago

He’s probably on some weird designer drug. Not because he has to evade tests like athletes, but just because he thinks it makes him smarter than taking FDA approved drugs.

[-] sudo@programming.dev 65 points 1 month ago

7/10 Photoshop job. There aren't distortion lines but it is noticeably blurrier where its been edited.

I don't object to photoshopping billionaires. Im only asking for a sharper job.

[-] shapesandstuff@feddit.org 31 points 1 month ago

Someone posted the original down here. Still weird. Same with his beach pics from a bit ago

Don't get me wrong, I'm against judging appearances but I'll take any chance to shit on musk

[-] HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 month ago

Looks like my dad's belly just before he found out he had metastatic pancreatic cancer and his liver was full of it.

[-] Minarble@aussie.zone 16 points 1 month ago

Sorry about your dad.

[-] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 month ago

No way he doesn't have something under his shirt, right?

[-] Grainne@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 1 month ago
[-] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Well... I wish I hadn't seen that

[-] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 month ago

It fits with his shirtless pics a couple years ago

[-] Pappabosley@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

He's about to smuggle food into a cinema

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 33 points 1 month ago

Cybertruck was a self-portrait

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

I think it's HGH gut. Man's rich as hell, so of course he's going to pay for all the health and life-extending stuff he can get his hands on. Human growth hormone can combat aging, but it's not perfect.

HGH is known to be an effective generator of muscle mass, which is why it is so often a favorite for bodybuilders. However, there is a large concentration of growth hormone receptors in the large intestine, which can contribute to the intestine’s undesired growth. Specifically, this tends to occur when an individual uses illegal HGH without doctor supervision.

[-] leftytighty@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 month ago

His capacity for retaining and spewing shit has been exponentially growing as well. Coincidence?

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

One way or another: he's full of it.

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Aka Rogan Gut

[-] MisterD@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Here I thought it was a colostomy bag

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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Can't wait for the xenomorph to burst out.

[-] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 month ago

Stage 4 gastric cancer!! 🎉🎉🥳

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 month ago

must be a side effect of the hair implants

[-] GammaGames@beehaw.org 7 points 1 month ago

I think the steroids gave him a muscle baby

[-] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

What the fuck?

[-] belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 6 points 1 month ago

Why are we making fun of his body when its what he does thats the issue. If he was in peak physical form he would still be a stupid hateful piece of dogshit hell bent on getting attention and being a king

[-] prex@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Looks like he's about to eat a child.

[-] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 4 points 1 month ago

I've seen this also with heavy drinkers.

[-] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

You'd see more fat distribution over the rest of his body. This absolutely looks like HGH Gut to me.

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[-] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Lizard people. I swear to God they took Chappelles skin and fucked up everything else.

Don't drag the lizard people into this. Even they aren't trapezoidal.

[-] yemmly@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

It's that the Bastard Belly Lift I've been hearing about?

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