Peeps who constantly predict the downfall of crypto are going be very disappointed by this griftocracy.
It's a casino economy. Choose your chips carefully.
Really fretting I'm going to lose my medicaid because of this clown.
I wish I had something positive to say other than I hope that doesn't happen to you.
Thanks, all we can do is see, sadly and I hate waiting.
.......American bot.....? It's the only answer I can come up with for this psychological horror.
I replied to him with...
Scott - you're not actually hearing her. You only think that you are. Really.
He replied back to me in about a minute. I ended the convo there because it's pointless to speak to such people. He's a walking, talking, breathing parody of "Vote!" God fucking damn such libs are terrible.
"He's got 'Dr'. as his first name, that means he's the most qualified" is exactly how I can see this having gone down
Looking forward to Dr. Phil heading the CDC
Looking forward to Dr. Phil heading the CDC
Oh, god.
Oh cool he's going to replace healthcare with crystals
After he gets appointed - I can imagine Dr. Oz on a radio call-in show.
"Dr. Oz - because of your actions - I'm losing my medical coverage. Are you pleased with yourself? I've got cancer."
"What kind of cancer?"
"Lung cancer."
"You should buy Dr. Oz Crystal Cure ACR. ACR is amethyst, carnelian, and rhodonite. It's the formation you need and it's just $59.99 at my website. And I am pleased with myself. Next call.."
Time to lose insurance baybee
I saw this as a joke over the weekend
uhhhhhhhh this isn’t the onion
The Onion has to be careful. If they have a headline "Hulk Hogan to Head FBI" with Trump introducing him as the next director of the FBI and Hogan saying "Let's put 'em in jail, brother. Let's fight woke." And the very next day - that could happen.
Real boomer-ass pick.
Literally just picking the people their 
recognize on TV
how long until Mr. Beast runs for president?
Mr. Beast runs for president
The lathe is not a toy.
Another drifter?
Jesus fucking christ
Grifter? Drifter is pretty funny too but I don't think Dr. Oz is that cool.
This is why I shouldn't post on my phone
Goddamn autocorrect
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