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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

Really fretting I'm going to lose my medicaid because of this clown.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

I wish I had something positive to say other than I hope that doesn't happen to you.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

Thanks, all we can do is see, sadly and I hate waiting.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago
[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

.......American bot.....? It's the only answer I can come up with for this psychological horror.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

I replied to him with...

Scott - you're not actually hearing her. You only think that you are. Really.

He replied back to me in about a minute. I ended the convo there because it's pointless to speak to such people. He's a walking, talking, breathing parody of "Vote!" God fucking damn such libs are terrible.

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"He's got 'Dr'. as his first name, that means he's the most qualified" is exactly how I can see this having gone down

Looking forward to Dr. Phil heading the CDC

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

Looking forward to Dr. Phil heading the CDC

Oh, god.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

Oh cool he's going to replace healthcare with crystals

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

After he gets appointed - I can imagine Dr. Oz on a radio call-in show.

"Dr. Oz - because of your actions - I'm losing my medical coverage. Are you pleased with yourself? I've got cancer."

"What kind of cancer?"

"Lung cancer."

"You should buy Dr. Oz Crystal Cure ACR. ACR is amethyst, carnelian, and rhodonite. It's the formation you need and it's just $59.99 at my website. And I am pleased with myself. Next call.."

[-] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

Time to lose insurance baybee

big-cool

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago

I saw this as a joke over the weekend

uhhhhhhhh this isn’t the onion

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

The Onion has to be careful. If they have a headline "Hulk Hogan to Head FBI" with Trump introducing him as the next director of the FBI and Hogan saying "Let's put 'em in jail, brother. Let's fight woke." And the very next day - that could happen.

[-] VernetheJules@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

Literally just picking the people their brainworms recognize on TV

how long until Mr. Beast runs for president?

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

Mr. Beast runs for president

The lathe is not a toy.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Another drifter?

Jesus fucking christ

[-] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Grifter? Drifter is pretty funny too but I don't think Dr. Oz is that cool.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

This is why I shouldn't post on my phone

Goddamn autocorrect

[-] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Peeps who constantly predict the downfall of crypto are going be very disappointed by this griftocracy.

It's a casino economy. Choose your chips carefully.

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