Imagine running downstairs excitedly not knowing that any of this is there. You trip on a thousand little bottles crashing down the stairs, getting cut, scraped and basically opened up everywhere by broken glass and every opening getting filled with Carolina Reaper, Jamaican, Thai Chili, Texas barbecue and Louisiana Gumbo hot sauce. You smash your face on a bottle of Mama's Concentrated Habanero sauce, you're in so much pain and get ready to scream as a combination of Hank's Red Hot and Amanda's Hellfire go pouring into your mouth and nose. You can't see because a bottle of Mexican Tabasco broke on your forehead and now the mixture of your own blood and thick red sauce is slowly pouring into your eyes.

You breathe in once, scream and then pass out drowning in hot sauce, as your lifeless body goes sliding down the rest of the stairwell.

And most of these would taste the same. Cheap and tasting strongly of vinegar.

Honestly if I seen that after a long day at work, I'm walking through it.

Neighbors cat gets spooked by its own shadow, runs out the door, down the stairs, tripping over all the bottles, causing the house and neighborhood to be pepper sprayed by the breath of satan

Original post with high res image, for those curious: https://old.reddit.com/r/hotsauce/comments/dgv26b/lined_up_all_my_hot_sauce_collection_on_the/

If you're going to be stupid, be smart about it. Only the right side should be used. Use caution cones. Idk. Or just don't do it.

In my walkup? Wtf is a walkup?

Why does one have a collection of hot sauce? I can deal with the concept of a collection of hot sauce BOTTLES.

Pretty much everything there is expired Some of those are so bad, it might have improved them.

Kid's got issues.

Me, who needs to walk down these stairs.

1. Climb up somehow.

2. Get a broom.

3. Empty the staircase.

They should have left a path on the left side as you go up. Reason being it's easier to balance going up than going down, and the majority of the population has a stronger right hand to grip the rail. Personally I'd ask them to clear a path, because they might just have been stupid and jump to it, but if they don't I'd go shove a few out of the way on the bottom step with my foot, giving them time to change their mind before I continue on up, leaving bottles rolling down in my wake.

He can slide up the rail which is also a good workout. Anons are fat and have pimples and the workout will help with one of these things.

Those bottles on the right are getting pushed to the side.

bottle rolls down the stairs test.

All that and no Reggae Reggae sauce?