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The worst part of being the guy who airholed the CEO... (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 weeks ago by SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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...is that he can't tell anyone about it. It's like being a superhero and having to hide your identity. I hope he has a few ride-or-die homies that know so he can celebrate.

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[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 60 points 2 weeks ago

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Such a good ending for his character

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 59 points 2 weeks ago

I'd be fine with just knowing that I did it and didn't get stopped or clapped

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

Excusing myself every hour from every social event for the rest of my life to have a big laugh in the next room

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Wouldn't even do that

I already got secrets I'm taking to the grave, what's one more?

[-] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 59 points 2 weeks ago

Its better this way, the myth will be more powerful than the man.

[-] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago

You can’t kill a symbol

[-] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 54 points 2 weeks ago

Even if I had someone I could trust enough, I wouldn't tell them. It's not fair to burden someone with keeping that level of secret.

[-] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 49 points 2 weeks ago

He executed his plan perfectly and he has near-universal support for his actions. This is already his best-case scenario. I hope he’s enjoying the circus from somewhere safe.

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

packwatch bro rn

[-] Tiocfaidhcaisarla@hexbear.net 40 points 2 weeks ago

Not impossible they're 1) dying or 2) lost or is losing someone they love, because of the atrocious healthcare industry. So they may have found the catharsis they needed, and don't need to speak of it, at least until their deathbed

[-] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 37 points 2 weeks ago

Shouldnt even tell the ride or dies since it puts them in a bad legal position. So anyway um kinda random but if any cute guys from new york who have a cool hoodie and dont like private healthcare wanna just hang out and not discuss our recent activities hmu.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 34 points 2 weeks ago

I know who did it. I talked to them on Club Penguin.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 34 points 2 weeks ago

I just hope our hero is in Moscow by now.

[-] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 33 points 2 weeks ago

I hope he’s in Cuba telling Tupac

[-] marx_mentat@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago

It was me. I am Spartacus.

[-] BigBoyKarlLiebknecht@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago

nazi-punching it’s like this legend but even more so

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

No celebration necessary. Seeing the popular reaction is reward in itself.

[-] dsilverz@thelemmy.club 12 points 2 weeks ago

Well, he can possibly know people from Deep Web and use platforms inside I2P, Freenet, Yggdrasil, GNUNet or Onion (Tor) network (although I don't recommend this one, as it's poisoned with several FBI-backed nodes) to chat about it.

[-] darkman@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

I have strong reasons to believe the shooter is already communicating with some people, but again even if they bring it up they're fedposting. If I posted where to find them, it would be removed for "fedposting". No investigation.... Shameful