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Monopoly money found in backpack recovered in central park
(www.msnbc.com)
No fucking way. This guy rocks
My friend sent me that while I was out running errands and I spent a good minute cackling over it in the car.
But did you file your Petition for Authorization for Momentary Cackling to the Humor Committee beforehand, and was it approved?
Every couple hours the NYPD is chiming in to remind you this guy is rad as hell.
There's no way this guy is this incredibly based and incredibly smart. There's just no way.
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"We totally know who he is tho guys, trust us!"
The FBI raised the bounty to $50k, to lure him into a false sense of security.
Adams: "I'm not saying if we also found red houses or green houses or a silver top hat that's as big as those houses or the deed to Atlantic Avenue but the net keeps gettin' tighter and he no longer has that stuff so he can't barter it..."
Biden needs to give this guy a full pardon.
I like to think someone else put this there and reported it as a bit and everyone is just joining in on fucking with the NYPD
They also apparently found a second Hunter Biden Laptop
Are we even sure that the backpack they found was put there by the adjuster? Because the entire country knew they were canvassing central park for the bag in real time. And leaving the actual jacket he wore is risky because there could be DNA left on it. Hopefully the backpack and jacket were scrubbed clean.
Not even a little bit sure but i think it's still just as funny if it's someone playing a prank
DNA is only good to confirm they have the right guy. Ditching the attire you were filmed with is far more important.
DNA can also be matched using DNA services like 23 and me or whatever. If the shooter or a family member has ever traced their ancestry with that it could be used to catch them
Have they ever actually done that though? I don't think they've ever caught someone because they dropped a pube their aunt took a 23 and me.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_James_DeAngelo
All the cops have to do is ask the company. It's like ring doorbells.
They caught the golden state killer that way.
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UHC SHOOTER PLEASE COME ONTO HEXBEAR WE NEED YOUR POWER
Shooter go on chapo
Damn the moneybags did this
would be funny if someone just bought a duplicate after the news dropped and left it in central park to throw the cops off lol
My first thought was that this is what happened lol
if they pull you in for questioning just be like oh fuck thank you for finding my bag
I was on my way to game night with the pals officer, my friend is missing parts of his game after his kid ate the paper.
King Shit
How do we even know the CEO's dead? Or that the killer even exists?
I find it more likely that the story is fake
Imagine being 4 days in and still not being able to find someone's killer using the biggest police dept in the world, larger than most countries' armies, inside of a tiny city with 20 CCTV cameras on every block
And imagine having a $10,000 info reward for someone whose net worth is $50,000,000 .
either the killer doesn't exist, or the NYPD is refusing to find him because he was killed by capital
I have a better theory: Pigs are incompetent
they're only incompetent when they want to be
if they want to be incompetent here it's because someone else rich is benefitting them
anyway, good riddance but yea
They’re competent at one thing, and it isn’t “finding criminals”.
they're competent at being racist and serving capital
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Conspiracy theory: the CEO's body just did that and the "shooter" was pointing at him in shock.
The CEO had pre-existing conditions, his body just did that
Considering the first bullet didn't kill him, I would say he had a pre-existing condition by the time the third one did him in
What would other capitalists have to gain from killing this guy?
What would other capitalists have to gain from killing this guy?
any number of things. Rich kill rich all the time. Any video can be faked now.
If you say so. But then, what is to be gained in faking this and broadcasting it to the public?
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10/10 bit
I want to think someone with the same expensive backpack put it there as a joke.
maybe he got the monopoly as a used version from like a thrift store and put it in so there'd be more dna
OMG what is this star wipe? MSNBC has been infiltrated by commie RuZZian influence!!!
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