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[-] Thorngraff_Ironbeard@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago

Just wanna point out for those that might not know because it makes this shit even weirder to me is that these kids aren't his. AFAIK no relation at all, just some kids he exploits for clout and contributes to childhood obesity.

[-] operacion_ogro@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

just some kids he exploits for clout and contributes to childhood obesity.

freedom-and-democracy

[-] drinkinglakewater@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

The older kid is his legit son; the younger kid, known as "The Rizzler", is not related.

The Rizzler and the Costco Guys have the same talent agent and started to collab after they blew up on tiktok.

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

"The Rizzler" is an actual human child, not just a character in a meme song?

[-] drinkinglakewater@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure he got the nickname after The Rizzler started being a meme

I was mistaken I thought they both were talent agent collabs. Makes sense I mean they look a lot alike.

[-] drinkinglakewater@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Eyelashes like those can only be genetics

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

Finders keepers,

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

The Meat Canyon video where the guy sells the older kid into Costco slavery for an extra 10% discount seems even more realistic.

[-] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

These are the Costco Guys, right? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A.J._%26_Big_Justice

Father and son

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

ok, I'm gonna say a coupla three things. some of them you're not gonna like, but as the head of this family, you're gonna sit there and listen.

  1. this is the type of shit that comes to mind when people tell me tiktok is cool.

Andrew "A.J." Befumo, who is of Italian descent, previously worked as a professional wrestler for independent promotions around New Jersey, under the name "the American Powerchild Eric Justice", starting when he was in college and throughout the 1990s until 2005. His son, Eric, was named after his wrestling persona and born in 2012.

lmao.

  1. I could eat way more chicken bakes at Costco than this dumbass kid. Let's go right now. Look into my eyes as I eat #4 and see they are full of stars. It is eternity in here.
[-] drinkinglakewater@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

How many chicken bakes we talkin here

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

I could probably put away like 5 before I start sweating and denying Christ. so probably like 8 or 9 before I reach final stage.

[-] Moss@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

I feel very bad for the Rizzler, seven year olds should not be made into celebrities

[-] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

Who is this? Americanized Hasbulla?

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

It's some Tiktok account for the unnaturally red man and his large son where they walk around Costco looking for deals and eat snacks from the food court.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

How dare you slander The Rizzler like this. (I have no idea about this kid outside of him being the aforementioned title)

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

My understanding is they bring the boom. That’s that they do

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

My name is Baby Gronk and I'm here to say,
The Costco Guys and Rizzler are not okay

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

did The Rizzler rizz up Livvy Dunne or something?

[-] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

I have no idea who anyone in this picture is but the tweet above it reeks of fatphobia

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