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[-] flamingos@feddit.uk 146 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Maybe Medieval Europe was onto something when they gatekept the ability to read/write.

[-] Grainne@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 11 months ago

The gate kept it to the Trumps however.

[-] kittykittycatboys@lemmy.blahaj.zone 77 points 11 months ago
[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 65 points 11 months ago
[-] kittykittycatboys@lemmy.blahaj.zone 61 points 11 months ago

hsssss /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\

[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 70 points 11 months ago

Boypreggers is the most pregenanant state of matter.

[-] estra@slrpnk.net 14 points 11 months ago
[-] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

That's reserved for Greg.

[-] juliebean@lemm.ee 57 points 11 months ago

the grammar of this is very trumplish, but i do not believe he could use the word 'railed' in a sentence correctly.

[-] TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

It's a modified tweet about vaccines and autism, unfortunately

[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 9 points 11 months ago

He'd just pronounce it weird, like "ryeed" or something.

[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

It's true, he would misuse a unrelated word but pronounce it so badly people would think he was actually saying railed.

[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 11 months ago

I wish I had a goth GF to make me boipreggers.

[-] bunkyprewster@lemmy.world 46 points 11 months ago

Shouldn't it be "guy-necologist"

[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

He's not even a little gay. Buss-vag-anal sex is available to every orientation.

[-] Tobberone@lemm.ee 46 points 11 months ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 11 months ago

That, teenagers, golden showers, and being spanked with a magazine that has his own face on the cover.

And that's just what's publicly known from sources much more reliable than himself.

[-] Tyfud@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

Lots of people are saying it

[-] Stovetop@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Don't forget his daughter Ivanka, too.

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 11 months ago

Twink gets railed by his transsexual goth girlfriend is way too literate for Trump.

If this is real can someone link to the source? I see the light buried in the Dark Side as Luke saw in Vader.

[-] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 11 months ago

Didn't think so. I'm pretty sure Trump is Dark Side to the core.

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 11 months ago

This is based off of the real one, where he says vaccines cause autism.

[-] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago

I met a man - a very pregnant man - tears in his eyes - the baby too - told me to legalize gun care or his baby would die.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 19 points 11 months ago

Lots of people say it.

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 16 points 11 months ago
[-] djsoren19@yiffit.net 10 points 11 months ago

God I wish that were me

[-] Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 11 months ago

If only he realized that this can actually happen, trans men who still retain their uterus and ovaries are fully capable of getting pregnant and giving birth.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

The birth would have been pretty complicated. It's not impossible, there's some porn where people anally "giving birth" to life-sized toys, but require an awful lot of lubricant and training.

[-] Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 months ago

I mean it's also very much possible for people who are trans men, and not much more difficult than it is for cis women (not to say childbirth isn't difficult, it's one of the most painful and difficult things a person can go through).

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