I'll take Hannah, Shiloh, Caleb or Wallace, and some noise canceling headphones.
Lewis. I fart a lot too and have very little to no sense of smell. Open up the window and we'll fart together all day.
smart plan. And you could actually leave the window closed and ensure that no other co workers bother you. Who is going to walk into a methane chamber
I'll go with Lewis. Him and I can do a great duet with our farting generator.
I still get a kick that they lifted the picture of Common Man for "Brice": https://www.971thefan.com/show/common-man-and-t-bone/
Shiloh. Radiohead isn’t terrible, and they’d probably be open to other interesting music, and so may make for better conversation than Crossfit Bro or Engaged Lady.
Shiloh won't listen to you it clearly says Shiloh only listens to radiohead...
Anyone but Susan.
Anyone but Brice, tbh.
Edit: I will decline Wallace, too, actually. As fun as he might be, at 100 there’s a pretty good chance he’ll die on the job and I don’t wanna deal with that.
The subtle just under the surface love-hate passive-aggressive interplay between Dayzie and Brice (if you're lucky, culminating in some kind of passionate-beyond-their-control office affair between them) would make that pair the most interesting to have as colleagues in the long run, IMHO.
I eat an insanely high protein diet and I crossfit regularly... "I'm not locked in here with you, You're locked in here with me!"
Wallace or Shiloh.
I want to pick both Hannah and Shiloh and see how the situation develops from there.
Aww, probably Hannah. As much as I would want to be surly or jealous of someone else finding their person, I could use some positivity in my life.
shiloh seems fine, walice is probably sound.
I would get Shiloh but I bet he talks in math and buzzes like a fridge
Bryce, don't mind me the smell o tuna.
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