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Vice President JD Vance said Saturday that "we believe fundamentally that big tech does have too much power," despite the prominent positioning of tech CEOs at President Trump's inauguration last week.

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[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 284 points 3 months ago

Ikr?? Did you hear about that one tech bro Nazi who wormed his way into the government?!

[-] teft@lemmy.world 104 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Or how about Vance’s mentor Peter Thiel? Did he forget about him?

Sounds like they want to limit “bad” tech companies but reward the ring kissers.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Upvoting you feels weird, but also KD Vances statement seems to have the opposite problem.

You're just stating the obvious. It would be like if some guy were saying "Our enemy has been breathing oxygen their whole LIFE!"

And everyone scurries around like "oh my god! That's less oxygen for the rest of us!"

And then some other guy, thinking he's revealing an unforseen statement says the most blatently obvious thing they could say.

"GUYS! I THINK HUMANS MIGHT NEED OXYGEN TO LIVE! THIS MIGHT BE IMPORTANT!"

Meanwhile I'm watching this all happen, and watching peoples reactions to everything, and thinking "I'm surrounded by morons on all sides. Which is worrysome, because I don't feel like I should be above the average line. I'm just some guy. I don't know things....but I feel like a 4th grader, in a school with no teachers, surrounded by toddlers. We're in trouble if I'M the voice of reason in this world..."

[-] crusa187@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago

Carlin already explained this phenomenon before he died.

Think about how dumb the average person is. Then consider the fact that half of all people are even dumber than that!

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[-] Nougat@fedia.io 9 points 3 months ago

And what about that Musk guy, too?

[-] azron@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 months ago

You must mean Ketamine Karen :D

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[-] Guntrigger@sopuli.xyz 153 points 3 months ago

Blink twice if you're locked in a tech billionaire's basement right now

[-] hsr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 3 months ago

AI Vance is giving interviews while the real Vance is locked up in Altman's $500bn black site. The next iteration must learn not to criticize big tech, clearly a lot of room for improvement.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

I read that as Al Vance, not AI Vance. See in the first instance I typed a lower case L. In the second I typed upper case i. As in Al, being short for Albert.

I thought Al Vance was a relative or something, until I read the full thing.

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[-] 667@lemmy.radio 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

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[-] kbal@fedia.io 109 points 3 months ago

Help the poor! (by cutting taxes for the rich)

Fix social media! (by forcing them to allow hate speech)

Stop the war! (by forcing Ukraine to surrender)

Fight inflation! (by imposing tariffs on everything)

[-] futatorius@lemm.ee 70 points 3 months ago

End genocide! (by encouraging them to finish the genocide already so we can build some hotels over the charred corpses)

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

End the housing crisis! (By ejecting all the brown people and barring the CDC from preventing the next pandemic)

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[-] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 53 points 3 months ago

JD is starting to realize that there is a second group chat

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 51 points 3 months ago

HOW THE FUCK DOES HE THINK HE GOT ELECTED

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago

Yeah that is why he wants to stop it, so others can't use it to get elected. 😜

[-] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 51 points 3 months ago

Vance: But Peter, won't everyone realize that you just bought the vice presidency by supporting me?

Thiel: Just tell them "tech people bad" or some shit, they'll be none the wiser.

[-] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 44 points 3 months ago

Vice President JD Vance said Saturday that “we believe fundamentally that big tech does have too much power,” despite the prominent positioning of tech CEOs at President Trump’s inauguration last week.

Oh - but not those Big Tech guys, they're cool.

[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 months ago

All Big Tech is on their side though.

This might be Vance lamenting he's only Vice to the President, instead of Trump who gets to be Musk's VP.

[-] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 32 points 3 months ago

Wasn’t he hand selected by Peter Thiel?

[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

Which means he will likely be found not to be part of "Big Tech". For some reason.

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago

Don't let President Musk hear you say that.

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[-] PanArab@lemm.ee 30 points 3 months ago

Something we actually agree on.

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago

100% guarantee this pissfit about big tech is just because Musk is sitting where he thought he'd be.

[-] PanArab@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago

Their motives are nefarious anyways. Even if they admit the truth, the solutions they propose just tend to make things worse. Like how when conservatives admit climate change is real and end up becoming eco fascists.

[-] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

You really don't, though.

You mean you want technology that serves the public good.

Propeller Cap over here is just pissy he hasn't hijacked it like a government.

[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

We got what we want, now we vilify them.

Where have we seen this before? Oh right. Fascism.

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[-] pjwestin@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago

I read this as him attempting to stand up to Elon and regain some of the political relevance he had before he joined the Trump ticket. Of course, it's not gonna work. He's gonna get cutb-stomped (potentially literally, at this point), and by 2028, the Democrats will be campaigning with him.

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Shame it's too late for the Democrats to wheel out Henry Kissinger and Robert E Lee to campaign with.

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[-] Rinox@feddit.it 20 points 3 months ago

The US night of the long knives has come

[-] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

Did he ask step-daddy Musk before making that statement?

[-] jameslkent@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 3 months ago

Nobody bought the $JD coin 😢😭

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 18 points 3 months ago

They are literally pulling a Hitler/Putin. What the actual fuck. Have people in the party say things that that your opponents agree with just to give the illusion that the ruler is fair and has a wide variety of view points to consider.

This administration needs to be over last Monday.

[-] aesthelete@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

I agree, but I also think the same about him (and he basically has no power until Trump chokes on a filet-o-fish).

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 3 months ago

First true thing couch fucker has said considering Big Tech basically owns the Trump admin.

[-] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 3 months ago

A broken clock is right twice a day.

[-] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 months ago

Except he’s Peter thiels human toy?

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[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago
[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 months ago

Big tech has too much power!

That's why we let them pay us large sums of money so that we let them do whatever the fuck they want. Apparently Facebook now blocks distrowatch links, one of the bigger sites about Linux, and Linux got labeled as something something evil.. this, of cout, has nothing to do with Microsoft, it's just totally coincidental

[-] squid_slime@lemm.ee 15 points 3 months ago
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[-] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago

It's a Good Thing then that a Tech Bro didn't just buy the President Of The United States!

[-] TomMasz@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

He's just jealous of Musk. He wants to be Trump's buddy more than anything.

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[-] TheMC42@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Don't worry JD, this will sort itself out thanks to Zuckerberg and Musk driving people to alternative platforms.

[-] labbbb2@thelemmy.club 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

These authoritarian populist tactics, after those people who voted for them (or will be able to vote) will say like "and you said that this person is bad!"

They use the same tactic in Russia regularly. When politicians destroyed life of millions of people, after some time one poitician in Duma will say the right thing or propose a law for popular social issue, like "we're against domestic violence" (domestic violence is common in this shithole), or on "elections" they will offer sausage or money for a vote to population.

I don't know what they are trying to achieve by that, but maybe that people will restore trust in them, and will continue to believe that "BS-democracy". And after that these politicians who support dictatorship will continue to launder resources from the country. But in Russia they do that because they need people to participate in pseudo-elections, that will legitimize their fascist regime.

[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Funny thing for a guy who just got bankrolled into the vice presidency by big tech to say.

Also, shut the fuck up, no one cares what a vice president thinks.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That interview was interesting

She kept trying to get him to fall into traps or get angry but he was calm and respectful the entire time. This man is someone who can talk.

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[-] killea@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

But his entire political career was purchased by big tech! Is he a malfunctioning robot or something?

[-] Eggyhead@fedia.io 6 points 3 months ago

In other words, he’s suggesting his pockets need a little more lining.

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