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submitted 3 days ago by Nakoichi@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net

Lmao

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[-] glans@hexbear.net 56 points 3 days ago

cops also recently killed the commet pizza shooter

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

No look closer. This is literally the same guy

[-] glans@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

no I'm pretty sure that guy was in prison during january 6 and he's been dead for a few weeks.

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

No shit really? Hell yeah

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 45 points 3 days ago

“Our condolences go out to the family of the deceased as any loss of life is traumatic to those that were close to Mr Huttle,” Sheriff Patrick Williamson said in a statement.

Bet you $5 they wouldn't be saying that if he was black.

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 35 points 3 days ago

Cops gone woke

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 40 points 3 days ago
[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 37 points 3 days ago

Whats the purple heart equivalent for these guys? Those golden stars they give kiddies? Maybe trump can give him one posthumously

[-] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 31 points 3 days ago

I will not give him a star sticker.

He's not even on the reward chart for our class.

He goes to a different school.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago

Ms. Frizzle has spoken!

[-] whatdoiputhere12@hexbear.net 29 points 3 days ago
[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 31 points 3 days ago

crab-party hahaha crab-party

We ain't gotta do shit anymore comrades, the snake is eating it's own ass. sit-back-and-enjoy

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 35 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The following isn't nearly as funny but we could start a recidivism tally for January 6th pardoned chuds ~~who have been rearrested / shot / killed / etc.~~

Another January 6 participant who was pardoned last week was rearrested on federal gun charges. Daniel Ball of Florida was detained for an illegal firearm possession charge, a case that predated but emerged from his involvement in the 2021 Capitol insurrection.

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Edit

Writing is rewriting.

[-] edge@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Wasn't there a Jan 6 guy killed by police a couple weeks ago? I think it was before the pardons, but still.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

Was that the pizza gate guy? The TCU (Trump Cinematic Universe aka Trump Chud Universe) is way too big for me to keep straight.

[-] edge@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

Oh shit it was. Still basically the same. He got out of jail somehow.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

It was back in 2016. He got sentenced to four years and was out in time for the inauguration, so he could get arrested again.

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

And subsequently killed by police, which is objectively the funniest way for these dorks to go out

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

I think it was before the pardons

If so - he will be awarded ½ of a Trump Best Gold Star.

[-] MasterBlaster@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 3 days ago

imagine being pardoned in a once-a-lifetime event by a newly re-elected president, only to bodge it a week later.

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 31 points 3 days ago

Jaguars ate his face

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 29 points 3 days ago
[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

And he was very acute 😞

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

Some days i regret misspelling engels for my username pun. Not today

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I serve the Hexbear Union 07

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago
[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago

frothingfash "Obviously, Crooked Hillary hired some ppl to whack him over it. The same goes for the guy at Comet Ping Pong."

[-] OperationOgre@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago
[-] regul@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago
[-] Vaggumon@lemm.ee 15 points 3 days ago

Oh no... anyway.

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago
[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

Yeah, I back the blue

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago
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