It lives in my brain forever that Mitch McConnell eats apple sauce for breakfast, mashed potatoes for lunch, and ham and gravy for dinner every single day.

Probably due to dentures. But one of the most powerful and richest ghouls of the American Regime eating joyless baby food is some sort of metaphor.

I know if he dies he'll simply be replaced by another horrible ghoul. I still really want him to die though.

I don’t understand why these people even want to keep working into their 80s and 90s. What the hell? It sounds miserable.

Like half of congress is 70+ at this point. I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often.

How long until most of congress is required to go around in wheelchairs, accompanied by nurses, because the house and senate majorities are so thin that it just takes one or two dinosaurs falling over to reshuffle US politics.

Since it says he fell twice I am imagining he slipped and fell, got up, and immediately stepped on a banana peel

Please die while Congress is in session, pretty please. It would be so funny

FUCKING DIE PLEASE

imagining him falling face-first but his head bends just enough for the saggy mashed potatoes in his neck wattle to hit the ground first, which end up being bouncy enough to act like an airbag to absorb the impact as the pouch compresses and violently jiggles

Die already you corrupt fascist fuck!

Ffs can't this decrepit ghoul do one decent thing and fall on camera?

Uncritical support to comrades stairs and gravity in their protracted physics war against genocidal octogenarians

Gravity take my (potential) energy

die bitch

I have a feeling Trump might give some sweet "eulogy" similar to his Colin Powell words when he died

If I have to live in this slowly increasing dystopia, I at least demand Orange Clown Man ritualistically embarrass his opponents (even people who were never really such) in life and death

I can absolutely guarantee when Bolton finally croaks, Trump's words on him are going to be golden. This is all I have to live for.

Wonderful to see Colin Powell, who made big mistakes on Iraq and famously, so-called weapons of mass destruction, be treated in death so beautifully by the Fake News Media," Trump said in a statement. "Hope that happens to me someday. He was a classic RINO, if even that, always being the first to attack other Republicans. He made plenty of mistakes, but anyway, may he rest in peace!

Talk about "perfect" phone calls. That's a perfect "fuck you" when a piece of shit just died and the media is riding his corpse still

Edit: Ok, I keep editing faster than a NYT editor when they're covering a fresh Israeli war crime...

But I just learned Bolton is younger than Trump (wtf???). He's "only" 76. Considering he appears to be healthier (who knows) than Trump, well, nature better not rob me. I need this.

Also, check this out from US News

Only a handful – such as Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, who angered Trump when the Kentucky Republican said Trump was morally responsible for the Jan. 6 insurrection – made more effusive remarks.

Eh? Eh? (Please god)

Unfortunately it's unseasonably cold, so I will not be able to take my crabs to the streets. But know that they're with you in spirit, in terrariums.