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The announcement comes the same day a White House official told NBC News that President Donald Trump would be attending the game.

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[-] Shdwdrgn@mander.xyz 80 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Wouldn't want the snowflakes feeling bad about their natural tendencies, would we?

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 68 points 2 weeks ago

Legit question. What happens if every single black player just REFUSES to play at the superbowl?

Like, lets say you get opening kickoff, and it's a white guy kicker. So he kicks the ball. It lands at about the 15 yard line. And just NOBODY even attempts anything. They all just stand there, pointing at the endzones.

And it's both teams. I don't know exact numbers, but I'd guess every teams roster is 90%+ black.

And since it's both teams, you can't call one side a forfeit.

I think they should. Embarass the NFL on the biggest stage. The game is Feb 9th. This would be the lead story Feb 10th. They either repaint it back onto the endzones DURING the game, reschedule the game, or the whole game is 0-0, with a clock running down for 3 hours.

What would the NFL do?

[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 36 points 2 weeks ago

Fire all black people and somehow fault them for the whole thing.

At least if the rest of the country does not show solidarity and doesn't organize a general strike - which is illegal by the way.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

Fire every black person in the NFL??? Hooooooooboy.

2026 headline. "NFL viewership falls to 3. As in there are now 3 people still watching."

[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Point taken.

Just don't pay them, get them arrested and lease them back from the prisons. Slavery is legal in the US after all.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago

Every single ~~Black~~ player. They're a team, and I'm willing to believe they respect each other enough to stand still for each other.

[-] Blum0108@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

They shouldn't be so political!

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

As the literal president who started the whole thing sits in the stands. Hopefully getting boo'd.

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 weeks ago
[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm glad to see you bought a copy of my book! Would you like me to sign it for you?

[-] clmbmb@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 2 weeks ago

Here's the nazi!

[-] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

This would be fucking awesome.

[-] Orbituary@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'd love them to take a knee at the anthem. I hope someone or many do.

[-] TommySoda@lemmy.world 64 points 2 weeks ago

Well, the NFL did it. They ended racism.

[-] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 39 points 2 weeks ago

Interested to see if Kendrick is gonna have ANYTHING to say about the state of things at his performance at the halftime show.

[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

It's literally the only thing I'm tuning in for

[-] ccunning@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

…in case you were curious if it performative in the first place…

[-] Today@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Stupid article with irritating title. They're just changing it to Choose Love, which apparently was one of the other messages used this season.

[-] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 10 points 2 weeks ago

Is that the love between a man or a woman or the love of a man for a fine Cuban cigar?

[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I think the point is more that they are changing it to appease the great big orange convicted criminal who is currently gutting our government and destroying affirmative action in the name of "efficiency" with a literal Nazi at the helm of that effort.

But hey, it's only a nationally televised sporting event so who cares. 😒

Fuck the NFL. I honestly hope people torch the Superbowl over this and FuckwADUS attending like Nero in the colosseum.

[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Responding to the collective movement of 2020 with endzone prints was a bad look. Removing them is an even worse look. It's like when google changed their slogan from "Don't be evil"

Yeah we all knew they were evil before, but when they stopped claiming to not be evil they got worse.

Well. This is that for the NFL. They did almost nothing to help their players and fans, and now they're doing even less.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

^^end ^^racism

KANSAS CITY RACISTS

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

They can save time by only removing ND from END and adding MOR before END.

/j

[-] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Haha hope uncle kenny speaks on some o this

[-] Orbituary@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] FolknForage@lemm.ee 0 points 2 weeks ago

My consolation is that these motherfuckers are not ready for how hard the pendulum will swing back.

It will be a proper wrecking ball.

[-] Crikeste@lemm.ee 0 points 2 weeks ago

I agree, what’s that timeline look like for you though? 4 years? 8 years? The “wait” is gonna fuckin’ suck.

Crossing my fingers for the first trans president, though.

[-] FolknForage@lemm.ee 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Frankly I couldn’t tell you, but whatever the timeline is, I expect it will be much faster than before, as everything is.

There are a few very young politicians and new media commentators that know what’s up, and I think we should rally around them.

In the meantime, boycott as best as possible, build, develop and protect your community and funk up the authoritarian machinery at every turn possible.

The revolution will be federated.

[-] keegomatic@lemmy.world -1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

“The revolution will be federated” fuck yeah

[-] keegomatic@lemmy.world -1 points 2 weeks ago

Which young politicians and new media commentators would you point to? I need new people to follow.

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