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I ate a pizza...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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[-] mrbn@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 weeks ago

I read and upvoted this meme for the glory of the empire!

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

You have fought a glorious battle against lurking...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[-] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I made meatball subs with THE GLORY OF THE AIR FRYER.

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 weeks ago

Shitting... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Empty bowels are strong bowels. Glory to your house!

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[-] KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 weeks ago

Stayed up past bedtime... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 weeks ago

I cleaned a sink full of dishes by hand because I don't have a dishwasher ... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[-] Australis13@fedia.io 11 points 2 weeks ago

You bring honour to your House!

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

You wrested them with your bare hands? Glory!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

I told a member of an LGBT organization in York, UK that I would be happy for any help I can get regarding finding me a job above the UK family visa income threshold so my gay daughter can stay here longer than six months after he offered to look over my CV and give me pointers... for the glory of the empire?

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Allies make The Empire stronger. Glory to your house!

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[-] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 11 points 2 weeks ago

Went to therapy, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!! ᕦ⁠(⁠ ⁠⊡⁠ ⁠益⁠ ⁠⊡⁠ ⁠)⁠ᕤ

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[-] almost1337@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago

I read my son a bedtime story and tucked him in bed... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Training a future warrior! Glory to your house!

[-] Australis13@fedia.io 7 points 2 weeks ago

A noble undertaking. Glory to your House!

[-] hactar42@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

I brushed my daughter's hair... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Strong hair! Strong heir! Glory to you and your house!

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[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

I petted the chicken...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Chickens are dinosaurs! Glory for your bravery!

[-] themakara@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

I rode the train... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Mass transit is the lifeblood of the Empire's economy. Glory to your house!

[-] burgermeister@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago

I'm about to do my homework - FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

[-] Australis13@fedia.io 10 points 2 weeks ago

A noble task - preparing oneself to be better equipped for future battle! Qapla!

[-] Burninator05@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

I climbed into bed and started browsing memes on my phone FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.

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[-] ptz@dubvee.org 8 points 2 weeks ago

I picked up after the dog at the park...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

You fight for the cleanliness of Imperial parks! We recognize your honor!

[-] puppinstuff@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

Set the automatic coffee pot… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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[-] needanke@feddit.org 8 points 2 weeks ago

I woke up FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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[-] sickday@fedia.io 8 points 2 weeks ago

I got a wisdom tooth pulled... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

You pulled a bone from your skull as an example of your power to your enemies. Glory to your house!

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I’m taking a shit FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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[-] Toes@ani.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

I'm having a bubble bath ...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I've kneaded, flattened, rolled, and kneaded a mixture of 3 cups flour, 1 cup water, 2 tbsp oil, 1.5 tsp active yeast, 1 tsp salt, and a fistful of sourdough starter lightly adjusting water and flour for the correct consistency (it should be lightly sticky, easy to flatten and roll, and glossy at the end) and then covered with a pair of damp cheese cloths then set aside overnight (the rag may need dampening again in the morning by adding a little water to make the dough let go of it) for the glory of the empire.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Artisan bread feeds the warrior spirit. Glory to your house!

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[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Patched some holes in a sheetrock wall with joint compound for the glory of the empire.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

A strong house makes for a strong house!

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago

Rotated my cat... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

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[-] Speiser0@feddit.org 7 points 2 weeks ago

I read the other comments...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

I have uploaded this picture to this comments section FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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[-] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I just finished depositing a post-processed meal into the local liquid/solid biomatter waste disposal system, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Proper sanitation is the mark of a glorious house!

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 2 weeks ago

I commented on lemmy... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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[-] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

I lifted my leg to fart FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

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[-] fiendishplan@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I made coffee FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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[-] singletona@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I made hot tea ... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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[-] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I fought a glorious battle against my spicy curry dinner. It was a meal fit for a warrior and it fought with honor, even on it's way out. My butthole burns FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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