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Or maybe I haven't just seen this image yet? I've only gotten images where she seems to be wearing a grey jacket.

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[-] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 week ago

I'm starting to feel really left out

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[-] Clbull@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

MRW I get a suspicious message from Nicole, the Fediverse Chick

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[-] fadingembers@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 week ago

Worried how unusable this place will be if real spammers find their way here

[-] zqps@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago

DMs don't worry me that much, but botted content, upvotes and comments would kill the platform like any other.

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[-] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 15 points 1 week ago

I expect the software to improve. The "fediverse chick" spam is the perfect opportunity to test countermeasures.

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[-] Symphonic@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago
[-] The_Ferry@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Eyyy me too. I truly felt like I was a part of Lemmy finally

[-] reinei@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Me too! Am I finally part of the cool and hip Lemmy gang now‽

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[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Got my first Nicole today. Made me kinda happy ngl lmao

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 points 1 week ago

I've only got a Sara. She doesn't put nearly as much effort in.

[-] Syun@retrolemmy.com 8 points 1 week ago

Me too! Yesterday was my first day here, and Nicole was the last thing I got before I went to bed.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I've been here since the reddit blackout and Nicole just ignored me until now lmao

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[-] CTDummy@lemm.ee 20 points 1 week ago

Finally got blessed with an inbox from Nicole today and found this post. Hope this lady at least sent these images to someone and it’s not just someone creeping on their cam.

[-] sheogorath@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

I finally got it too. It feels like a rite of passage. You're not a full citizen until you got the DM.

[-] pixelpure@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

I want to be indoctrinated into the Lemmy Fediverse too. Still waiting for my message.

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[-] onyxjet@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago
[-] Corno@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

Congratulations! Each Nicole message gives you 1,000 Fediverse EXP points!

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[-] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 week ago

I told her not to message strangers on the internet yesterday. I feel she might be cheating on me.

[-] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 6 points 1 week ago

The only stranger on the Internet, my dear stranger, is YOU! You've been played! She was ALWAYS MINE!

[-] AutistoMephisto@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Wait, so this is spam? And y'all knew about this? She sent me a DM, too. Guys am I compromised?

[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 1 week ago

she sends us all DM's, thats the joke

from all different instances. its becoming a good meme. I suspect parsing the mod log for her name is a hoot

[-] Corno@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago

I didn't realize you could send or receive direct messages on Lemmy until I got sent this!

I recently got my third one... 😅

[-] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I got the first one yesterday and was mildly annoyed that you can not block the sender of a PM directly from your inbox - as you can with authors of post responses. Had to actually click that stupid profile (after reporting it) and block it from the profile page.

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[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 14 points 1 week ago

Don't encourage it, we don't want it to lay eggs.

[-] Oaksey@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago
[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I wonder if the actual woman in the picture is aware of all this. Be kind of wack if it was just a hijacked webcam.

[-] nroth@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

The (singular) fediverse girl is kind of sad

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[-] PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

I finally got a message from them 3 min ago. I was worried I wasn’t cool enough 🥲

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[-] dechnically@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

is that a bottle or a crack pipe

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[-] Zier@fedia.io 8 points 1 week ago

If you feel left out, she/he/the spam organization, also sends messages (same photo) under; missy29 prodajvodapavel (which translates to sales water pavel, in slovenian)

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[-] Yoga@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

Just got it an hour or so ago.

Can someone explain the con?

[-] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

No con. That’s my girlfriend.

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[-] anon@reddthat.com 6 points 1 week ago

Looks like a bong to me

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[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

Wait…you mean we aren’t soulmates? 😭

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[-] Redex68@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Got my first today

[-] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 week ago

Damn I didn't get one with the new outfit yet :(

I really hope Nicole just becomes a huge fediverse meme

[-] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 10 points 1 week ago

She's already a meme. Maybe in 20 years when the fediverse is popular, this will be a thing only us "old timers" know.

I sound like a grandpa now...

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[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

I am not missing out for once, glad to see nicole in chat room hell

[-] x4740N@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Checked my messages and yep it is there

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