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[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 162 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

In an alternate reality:

Janitor at university. Found locked military case in river. Coworker says FIM-92 Stinger missile. Heavy. Maybe water, maybe live missile. Call police. Military and EOD arrive. Entire campus locked down. Half of workers taken for questioning. EOD open it -- full of some idiot's clothes and books.

New grudge unlocked.

[-] Fergie434@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago

Or better yet, they decide to just blow it up to be safe.

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 16 points 4 months ago

Imagine if it was full of adult toys. That would be something to talk about.

[-] Natanael@infosec.pub 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

And they blow it up. Turns out OP did give a flying f***

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 months ago

You can say "fuck", here. See?

[-] dditty@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

people can also self-censor if they f***ing want to 😉

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 months ago

Yes, they can. I personally don't even curse, by default, but I'm not offended to read the random swear, unless it is actively used to be an insult towards someone, which was not the case here.

I am interested in making sure people are allowed and expected to express themselves freely in this space, unless they break the "rule" I mention above.

Don't censor yourself. If there is need for a swear, use it. Just don't use swearing in place of proper speech.

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[-] SaltyBarDog@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 months ago

Ownership of dildos must be normalized. In fact, I want to propose making mandatory to receive one upon becoming of legal age at your country of birth. Upon entering a new job? Complementary dildo. Entering the military? Camouflage pattern, G.I. Dildo. Graduating? Dildo. College? Dildo. Masters? XL Dildo. Doctorate? Epic Dildo. Getting engaged? Matching dildos.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Camouflage pattern, G.I. Dildo

G.I. Diljoe?

Masters? XL Dildo.

The Green Jack-It

College?

Magnum Cum Louder

Doctorate

The Cocktorate

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[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

EOD don't open shit most of the time suspicious potentially unstable shit just gets a bit of c4 or anfo and a send off in place. It's one of the perks to just say dunno and light it the fuck up.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

And their name in it...

[-] Kualdir@feddit.nl 78 points 4 months ago

This to save 100$, he's so real for that

[-] Tiger@sh.itjust.works 68 points 4 months ago

Can reuse it every summer? Multiple years of savings.

[-] Kualdir@feddit.nl 25 points 4 months ago

Omg yeah I did not think about that I feel dumb now thanks

[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 46 points 4 months ago

Reminds me of when I made weekly trips to Denver for work. This was when recreational weed first came out. First day there I bought a glass pipe and a plastic container.

When I flew back home on Thursday I would bury the bowl in the plastic container behind the hotel I stayed at. On Mondays after I flew back to Denver I would dig up the bowl. Beats buying a new one every week or trying to fly with it.

After many weeks of this routine I didn’t find out until Thursday afternoon that this was my last trip and I wouldn’t be returning.

Some where out in Colorado Springs there is a weed bowl buried in the dirt. I wonder if anyone ever stumbled across it.

[-] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

You could return to find out what happened to your weed.

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[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 30 points 4 months ago

Dude just reinvented buried treasure

[-] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 45 points 4 months ago

Yeah, and this is going to be a great hidden treasure in a post-nuclear wasteland world. Imagine doing a quest to find this treasure, and once you find it, you get nice pre-war clothes and a physics book that will give you +1 attribute to your science skill for reading it.

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 16 points 4 months ago

Little disappointing given what the box looked like though

[-] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Yeah I'd much prefer a stinger missile

[-] wieson@feddit.org 12 points 4 months ago

With the right physics book, this could turn into a "teach a man how to fish" situation

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[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 4 months ago

That definitely explains the random loot, tho

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

imagine opening one and finding a stinger... but the coolant's expired and there are no aircraft to down in the wasteland lol

[-] pseudo@jlai.lu 30 points 4 months ago

Actually privately own storage room still cost about 100 € for summer storage today and that's with inflation.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago

Yeah but can you chuck it in the river?

[-] pseudo@jlai.lu 20 points 4 months ago

No, and I'm very envious of this nice case.

[-] dotslashme@infosec.pub 24 points 4 months ago

I mean, if it works, who am I to criticize?

[-] P1k1e@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago

Why would you ever sell something this damn cool

[-] Tillman@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

A high school friend put his Neo geo collection in one of those which was a proclamation of wealth I was unprepared for.

[-] Dogyote@slrpnk.net 16 points 4 months ago

The river was the best option?

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

The coolest, definitely

[-] clonedhuman@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

I appreciate the commitment to saving $100.

[-] burgersc12@mander.xyz 9 points 4 months ago

I'd paint over it, just in case someone thinks it might have explosives in it and panics.

[-] drzoidberg@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

I had something similar from a flea market surplus shop when I was in HS and kept it in the bed of my Tacoma to hold tools. It was cool as hell with its desert camo paint and dings and stuff. Well, after 9/11 I became popular with the cops cause I'd get pulled over, and told to stand by the hood of my car with both hands on it, while they checked it.

After about the 5th time, I sold it and bought a bed box.

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[-] frezik@midwest.social 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I need to look more at milsup storage containers.

Them: What's in your GI footlocker case?
Me: Boots, floggers, and condoms, just like originally intended

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[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

None for sale on eBay 🥲

[-] bitchkat@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

If you get a bigger one,you could sleep in it.

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 4 months ago
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