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[-] fubarx@lemmy.ml 39 points 3 weeks ago

Get your filthy mitts off her. That's my future wife. As soon as my check clears, we're getting married.

[-] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 3 weeks ago

Me: I miss MySpace Tom...

The fediverse: We have MySpace Tom at home.

MySpace Tom at home:

Screenshot of my Lemmy inbox. It's a message from a woman saying:"Hey I'm Nicole! But you can call me the fediverse chick"

[-] loaf@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

I wish I could updoot this twice.

[-] waterbird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 3 weeks ago

me too. i feel so official now, blessed by the grace of fediverse chic

[-] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Hahaha. I just got my own today as well. I have been graced by the Fediversals

[-] PapaIsolation@lemm.ee 23 points 3 weeks ago

I didn’t know this was a thing 20 seconds ago but now I feel left out and I am very cross.

[-] zib@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

Don't worry, friend. She'll slide into your DMs eventually.

[-] noli@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago
[-] PapaIsolation@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

She just did. Thank you for believing in me

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago

This girl lonely as hail

[-] swordfish@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

i also got the dm. I blocked her because i thought it was some spam account. Is it not?

[-] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago

It is, but everyone on Lemmy got it at some point so she turned into a meme

I haven't yet :(

[-] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago
[-] NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

No scam. She's just a lonely girl who can't believe no-one here is taking her seriously... Tragic story as old as time.

[-] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago

Just like that Nigerian prince who has no one to give his fortune to :(

[-] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 16 points 3 weeks ago

You can tell it's a scam cause Toronto isn't in Poland.

[-] essell@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds Mexican to me.

[-] CTDummy@lemm.ee 14 points 3 weeks ago

Same I was also finally blessed. Godspeed Nicole, Godspeed.

[-] fiddlesticks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 weeks ago

Crazy how I can't even get the spam bots interested in me.

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

I got the first wave then never again 😞

[-] other_cat@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 weeks ago

Now you guys are just doing the work for her.

[-] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago

Voyager gang represent 🙋

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

How is the ol gal

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

I was going to warn about gazillion "send nudes" and dickpic messages, but I think I'm way too late.

[-] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago

Someone check out her matrix and discord server and report back

[-] B312@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Her discord is basically a default server with no change other than the server picture. She never spoke on it either so it’s not really clear what she’s trying to do. Can’t say much about the matrix server though but I’d assume it’s the same

[-] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you for your service 🫡

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

my guess is that it's purely a test to get people to get Lemmy to be ready to fight actual spam. I mean it's so obviously spam nobody would think it's real, especially with how tech literate the average Lemmy user is, right?

[-] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 5 points 3 weeks ago

!nicole@feddit.org

[-] Zier@fedia.io 4 points 3 weeks ago

The real kicker would be to find out that it's elon and he high as fuck.

[-] B312@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

She still hasn’t asked me out 😔

[-] jam12705@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Give it time, she only just got to me today. She's a busy woman typing all these DMs...She'll get to you yet

[-] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Same… smh

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