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[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 70 points 1 year ago

Kelly was inspired to make this due to the creation our new comm I swear.

taylor-commie

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 69 points 1 year ago

The fact that his comics in general seem to be laser targeted at us, and the fact that someone HAS to have told him that this weird website is obsessed with him and keeps making emotes of his work lead me to believe he has at least skimmed the site.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 68 points 1 year ago

The "sophisticated audiophiles" listening to CDs instead of vinyl is a nice touch.

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago

"Sophisticated audiophiles" will argue until they're blue in the face over whether or not the objectively measurable accuracy of CDs is better than the "warmth" of vinyl. Deeply unserious people.

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 30 points 1 year ago

I like the crunch, hum and rustle of cassette tapes. Truly the only acceptable music format, and if you think of being fancy using Type 4 Metal tapes then you are doing it wrong. Type I and II for life baybeeeeeee

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

tapes are good because they sound like shit and break easy, and i'm not kidding

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 1 year ago

Someone must be rough on them, but that's on you I guess :smuglord:

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

i leave them in my car which gets both very hot and very cold and do not rewind them to the end, and its fine actually

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Now that's the spirit.

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

finally someone said it.

[-] xXthrowawayXx@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Laughs in the archival longevity of vinyl while foil layers peel off

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Two words: cable elevators.

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well, they are higher fidelity.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago

does kelly fucking look at hexbear??

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

*latest fad

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Waiting for his take on outdoor cats

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm convinced Kelly browses hexbear.

I wonder if they'd do an in-character ama with doodle responses.

[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago

styx, foghat, kansas, asia

michael-laugh

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

i especially like that the fantasy includes the hot sophisticated older woman complimenting his pun-based owns

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago

Going to have to sit down with Mr. Stan Kelly and explain to him he's too damned horny for the toons he draws.

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 55 points 1 year ago

Unfortunately, being horny for the stuff you draw is the fastest way to get better at drawing.

[-] AbbysMuscles@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

yea

I've been learning for a bit now and when I practice with something horny I pay much closer attention and use a lot more care

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Jokes aside, the best way to get better at art really is just practice.

...Which is why all the horny artists are so good; they're motivated so they practice more.

(If you'd like some actual advice, focus on getting fast over getting good. Once you're fast you can just do more practice faster, and quickly overtake anyone who focused on being good first.)

(...Also if you're fast enough you can crank out something serviceable between starting to feel horny and needing to get off. Oh no the horny artists keep winning.)

[-] AbbysMuscles@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

That's all pretty good advice; thanks!

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

If that was true, all the middle and highschoolers that draw dicks and boobs all over their desks would be incredible artists by now.

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

The purpose of drawing a cartoon dick on your desk isn't titillation, it's to make your friends laugh.

Seeking social approval is very low on the list of ways to get better at drawing.

also you don't need to get good at drawing to do cartoon dicks. In fact if they're too good they would make people uncomfortable

[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Literally a quarter of this website when that person suggested creating the taylorswift comm lmao

[-] Poogona@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

"deferring ladies" lol Kelly can make the same joke 1000x about the unsubtle captioning in political cartoons and I never stop enjoying it

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

:swiftie-sicko:

who's gonna do it?

[-] DoghouseCharlie@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

Guy Fidelity. It's guys only.

[-] chauncey@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

I like how the "latest fad" is usually something that's been a thing for years if not decades.

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Aural pleasure

[-] ilyenkov@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

How does he doing it?!?!! Amazing

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

This one is so good. Foghat lmao

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago
[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

The dude should be holding Aja by Steely Dan

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[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Omg my profile picture guy is in this one

[-] ProxyTheAwesome@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

styx and kansas lmao

[-] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

ok kelly, show yourself

[-] Florn@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

I like Kansas powercry-1

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

ladies love Kansas

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

we have fun here, but 38 special wrote the ultimate jam for hanging out at Pizza Hut, playing the table top pacman before heading over to the roller rink hoping for a couples-only skate with someone in a unicorn shirt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg21Rkew874

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