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[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 96 points 9 months ago

i think it would be cool to have a little motorized mouse that went back in a hole like that to recharge. like a roomba, only completely useless

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I don't often use AI to picture these things, but I just imagined a tiny mouse hole to put your computer mouse in to charge overnight.

Just this, but with more LEDs:

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Omg, you could totally put an rc set of wheels in the gap where a roller ball would go on an old mouse and make this.

I don’t know how many visitors you’d need to have to actually get use out of that much work for a physical gag like that, but it could be cute at a computer repair shop or something like that.

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

At random times it should have a dildo instead for a sudden glory hole surprise.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 months ago

gasp
"That mouse is partying without me!"

[-] janus2@lemmy.zip 23 points 9 months ago

cat toy and long hair collector

(lol I had a motorized snake toy with wheels while fostering a cat and that thing collected more hair in the wheels than it did cat-entertaining)

[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 7 points 9 months ago

maybe that could be a feature. my wifes biggest complaint is find long hairs everywhere. drives her bonkers

[-] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

I never understand how my wife's hairs get in the places they do. Like, more often than not I wake up with one wrapped around my balls.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

My mom once pulled an 18”/45cm hair out of her eye. She didn’t realize what was in her eye until she started pulling. Luckily, it wasn’t wrapped around anything important, but it scared the shit out of her.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

Maybe a little too "nice..."

[-] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 8 points 9 months ago

They can leave little “mouse shit nuggets” around the house for you to find, like a some type of game, and they’re actually sweet and tasty so they function as a prize. So not completely useless. Unless you’re diabetic.

[-] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 9 months ago

And what happens when a real mouse takes up residence?

[-] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 7 points 9 months ago

Knife fight. If you purchase that upgrade. Otherwise just robot coitus.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

You’ve just invented sexbots for mice.

Congratulations, you’re about to be targeted for a smear campaign about useless research studies.

[-] prex@aussie.zone 2 points 9 months ago

So this is how it all ends. Who would have guessed.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

You gamble on salty vs sweet.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago

AI is stealing all the mouse jobs

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

sounds like a good cat toy

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Pb-pb-b-b-b. Pb-pb-b-b-b.

[-] arotrios@lemmy.world 63 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Civilized?

Footage of the mouse that made that hole, torturing a cat:

This anti-feline propaganda could have catastrophic consequences. Rodents are food, not friends!

[-] capuccino@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

Top 5 pictures Cambridge Analytica want to YOU see

[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 9 months ago
[-] arotrios@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

Or did the cat find you?

[-] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago

Imma gonna sit this one out…

[-] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 47 points 9 months ago

What do you expect? With the price of eduction these days, these poor mice can’t get the engineering degrees required to make these masterpieces.

[-] Bumblefumble@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

Yeah, eductors are like super expensive, not available for regular mice.

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Eductors to the mice proletariat!

[-] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

"Any idiot can build a bridge that stands, but it takes an engineer to build a bridge that barely stands."

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago

Thanks, woke.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Most HOAs don't allow these kinds of holes.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Yes, it needs tiny crown molding along the edge! Standards, people!

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

Friends don't let friends get an HOA.

[-] limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 9 months ago

The decline and fall of the micetern empire.

My personal theory is catish barbarians, being allowed to settle in the same area

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago
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