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[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 49 points 8 months ago

Well, see, your mistake is brushing your teeth and living past 30. If your back molars were properly rotten enough to gracefully pop out when the wisdoms grew in, and then you died before that one rotted and you couldn't chew anymore, you wouldn't have any problems.

Literally.

[-] ShankShill@sh.itjust.works 39 points 8 months ago

Ancient humans had surprisingly good teeth. They weren't soaked in acid and sugar.

[-] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

Depends on where they were and what they were eating. Humans are really amazing in that we can eat almost anything that's not a straight up tree, and we've existed across the planet in just about every ecological niche. I remember reading somewhere they could estimate the age of desert burial/skeleton remains on how worn the teeth are due to the sand getting in the food. But I'm sure no processed sugar is pretty beneficial tho

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Until we got agriculture.

[-] SGforce@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 months ago

Still may have lost a few from some bucking animal you were chasing after. Or your cousin chucking a rock at the *bird" he said he saw behind you.

[-] Triasha@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Not all. Pre industrial humans where I live ate a lot of slow roasted cactus. After 2 days buried with hot stones the cactus hearts were caramelized. I've tasted it prepared in the traditional manner and it's just syrup in a leaf. Delicious, and I have no doubt it was great energy for people that had to walk miles every day.

Anyone that lived past 30 had their teeth rot right out of their head, according to the archiological record.

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 40 points 8 months ago

Evolutionarily, it only matters that you reproduce.

[-] the_beber@lemm.ee 22 points 8 months ago

I can‘t even do that. The reason: Skill issue

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 16 points 8 months ago

So that’s evolution at work.

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[-] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

… and that your children survive to reproduce

Otherwise we’d have no incentive to care for our kids.

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[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 28 points 8 months ago

It's because humans in the wild would lose teeth by that time and need more.

[-] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 18 points 8 months ago

For anybody who thinks that animals in their natural environment are all happy...yeah imagine living for decades without any sort of dental care. Evolution is about surviving, not thriving.

[-] cattywampas@lemm.ee 17 points 8 months ago

This is what gets me about the sentiment of "humans lived for hundreds of thousands of years without toothpaste/sunscreen/antibiotics/vaccines/etc and we were just fine!"

My dude, we were most definitely not fine. A lot of people died painful and preventable deaths, many of them children, and we're around today because existing that way was just good enough to keep us going as a species.

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 8 months ago

"They were just fine!" You mean that the 40-60% of people who lived past 15 were just fine until about 50-70?

[-] jumbonipples@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Just because people still lived a long time doesn’t mean they had a good time living.

[-] TwanHE@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago

Me some years ago

Can still hear the sound of them breaking it to get it out

All four of my wisdom teeth were impacted, and it took around six hours for them to be removed. Thankfully, I was unconscious during the procedure.

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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

"You really shouldn't be awake for this" - the orthodontist crushing my sideways wisdom teeth with pliers so he can rip the shards out individually.

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[-] Limonene@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago

Pre-dentistry, a bunch of your teeth would have fallen out before your wisdom teeth came in. There would have been space for the wisdom teeth so they wouldn't need to come in sideways.

[-] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 8 months ago

We used to have larger mouths, they've been shrinking as we evolved

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_jaw_shrinkage

[-] Lyrl@lemm.ee 19 points 8 months ago

they’ve been shrinking as we ~~evolved~~ changed our diet

No genetic changes (evolution) happened. If as children we ate only very tough meat and lots of chewy vegetables - no bread or rice or potato softness - our same genetics would result in much larger adult jaws.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 6 points 8 months ago

Gonna feed my kid nothing but well-done steaks and tree bark for the jaw gainz.

[-] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 8 months ago

That's right, my bad

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[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

Are you sure about that? We lost so many teeth after the industrialisation of sugar production (machines and slavery) but I'm not sure how bad it was before then.

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[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 14 points 8 months ago

Mine were growing directly sideways. I'm an evolutionary failure.

[-] Halosheep@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago

So were mine. They had to shatter most of them to get them out.

Passed out from the pain the first time I tried to eat post operation, lol

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[-] pdqcp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 8 months ago

This little cunt of mine tended to inflame every other month instead of teething already. I decided to remove it, and I ended up spending almost 2 hours in surgery because it had fused into another tooth. Instead of coming out cleanly, it broke and a few fragments were left behind

Doc said it was okay to leave it as it would be absorbed or come out again eventually. Almost a year later, and the little prick sends his regards by inflaming my face completely and having to rush to surgery again.

Hopefully it was the end of that. Fuck this SOB

[-] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 12 points 8 months ago

Born without wisdom teeth...

Not sure if that makes me more evolved or less lol

[-] srestegosaurio@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 8 months ago

Mine's are pointing 90° on the wrong direction.

They are dormant but I've warned that if they decide to start being funny I'll be fucked. :D

[-] Shou@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Depends. I had 4 at 90°. Only one hurt a little. They caused pockets, which are hard to clean (impossible by yourself) and can accelerate bone loss. I removed 3 of them. 2 by a jaw surgeon. They were creating a space bewteen molars deeper inside the bone, while also creating an opening at the top. Nasty.

Chronic inflamation of the gums don't hurt either. Best way to tell is by a mouth hygiënist. If your gums bleed easily while flossing, it's a good idea to keep flossing. Takes about 1-2 weeks before the gums calm down and the swelling dissipates. I use those tiny round brushes to get in between. If you start using those, m start with the thinnest wire. The metal should absolutely not scrape against the teeth, only the brush.

Taken years to form that habit...

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[-] Geobloke@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

I went to the dentist and he was looking at me all surprised and he said, you're jaw is so primitive, all your wisdom came through without issues.

A few years later I had to have an emergency removal because they decayed too much as I didn't brush that far back

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Dude, more. 200% more as my wife and I sit her and suffer tonight. She’s getting it dealt with next month, mine rotting out while I wait to even get a luxury bone appointment.

You are the clear evolutionary winner.

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[-] judgyweevil@feddit.it 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Human mandible shrank a bit the last millenia, probably thanks to the rise of agricolture and easily chewable food, but that left less space for teeth to grow properly

[-] Fluke@lemm.ee 13 points 8 months ago

"Intelligent Design"

Fucking LOL

[-] roguesignal@lemm.ee 11 points 8 months ago

I think a lot of folks assume that evolution means "all the crappy stuff whittled out over time, and only the good stuff remains" when in fact I think evolution aims for "eh, they reproduced. Good enough"

[-] frezik@midwest.social 4 points 8 months ago

Creationist love to bring up all the wonderful things in the world. They tend not to bring up things like the recurrent laryngeal nerve or bot flies.

In fact, I think they're confused as to why science would even bring these up. If evolution is a religion (as they often claim), why would that religion point to something so weird or ugly? The answer is that evolution just is, and it does weird and ugly things sometimes. Our job is to study the weird and ugly things it makes while also finding a better moral system than mere evolution.

[-] HighFructoseLowStand@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago

Evolution meant to tell you to get out of the gene pool.

[-] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Your jaw got smaller and you stopped loosing teeth so fast. It's your own fault, really.

[-] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

my wisdom teeth surgery was the best sleep ive ever had

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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I saw the X-ray of my own jaw and they wanted to remove my wisdom teeth and were asking if they hurt (they don't) because they are fully sideways and apparently pressing against a nerve.

I ain't paying for that shit. They don't bother me. I don't care how gnarly it looks; it's unnecessary and expensive.

[-] lorty@lemmy.ml 18 points 8 months ago

My wife did the same as you. Ten years later her wisdom teeth, in the process of trying to get out, broke one of her other teeth so she had to not only remove them but restore her once healthy tooth. Much more expensive (and painful) this way.

[-] Lennnny@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

They can actually seriously fuck up your mouth very quickly, and you often won't find out until the fuckery is underway. I had two removed when the dentist told me they might cause future problems, I had no pain, but now they're out I can actually feel my teeth kinda relaxing? I guess the pressure was there but I just got used to it.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

I delayed it for maybe 10 years after they first started asking if I wanted to get them removed, then finally decided it was time about a year or two ago. The recovery sucked for a couple of days, but I don't remember my bill being exceptionally bad (I think my insurance paid quite a bit though).

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I think my insurance paid quite a bit though

I only have the free insurance from the state and while the health insurance is excellent and covers every single thing I can think of, the dental side sucks major balls. Getting wisdom teeth removed is considered cosmetic (by the insurance provider), so they won't cover it at all, and pretty much any good dentist is expensive as fuck for anything but a cleaning or cavity fill without insurance.

[-] TheLadyAugust@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

My employer uses Cigna and with them it's $1,300. They keep asking what my pain level is and I keep telling them none. When I explain to them why I'm not getting the surgery yet they seemed absolutely baffled for some reason. They tried to get me to sign up for a medical credit card offering zero APR. I told them does zero APR mean also $0 a month, because that's about how much I can afford. And again they acted like not moving mountains and stirring the oceans was a me thing. Absolutely fucking wild.

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

teeth are “luxury bones” of course and require an extra subscription service

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