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Guess who now has a girlfriend! (Can't text her back sadly, since she's banned) (feddit.org)

submitted 3 weeks ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[-] itskindafake@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 3 weeks ago

you wouldn't know her, she goes to another instance

[-] AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space 14 points 3 weeks ago

That's so funny, my new girlfriend is also called Nicole, and you won't believe it, I met her right here on the Fediverse! 😍

[-] FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee 9 points 3 weeks ago

Omg, same story here! Don't worry, you don't know her, she goes to school in Canada

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago

You're not gonna believe this...

[-] oppy1984@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

This is like a one in a million chance, but.....

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

If this meme persists we can just substitute the vocabulary word 'girlfriend' for 'Nicole' & use it irl.

[-] moody@lemmings.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

Are we dating the same woman?

[-] AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space 5 points 3 weeks ago

Plot twist: Nicole is a real person, building the biggest polycule to date!

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Decentralized relationship networks are the future

[-] AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space 1 points 3 weeks ago

My girlfriend and I can use our 'interfaces' to connect to a multitude of people, I call it the "Fedilationship". 😏

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 weeks ago

That’s the beauty of fediverse chicks. If you don’t like the current instance, you can painlessly join another Nicole.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago

... tl;dr: we shouldn't call them federated services, they are "swinger services" (not to be mistaken with dogging apps).

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 6 points 3 weeks ago

Okay rewrite this comment in the style of the Stallman copypasta

[-] frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 weeks ago

Nicole and I are meant to be. I just need to set up a crypto account... /s

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Hey there buddy, she's mine! I challenge you to a dual for the maiden.

[-] bluegreenwookie@bookwormstory.social 7 points 3 weeks ago

Finally got mine. Now i feel like a real lemmy user

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago

This is Nicoles world, we just comment in it.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 0 points 3 weeks ago

So on one side we have mega(mata)corps, on the other side of the war we have the federation of Nikoles.

The hellscape aftermath is where we pretend-play Fallout.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

🎶Corpos to the right of me
Nicoles on the left
Here I am stuck in the middle with you 🎶

[-] Carrot@lemmy.today 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I've gotten 5 messages from Nicole, all with different pictures of the same girl so I know she's real

[-] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago

I got my first Nicole message yesterday I feel blessed now…

[-] fushuan@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

Sorry, this is a competition, I have already TWO Nicole messages, with two different pictures! One of them hasnt been shared widely yet I think so it's a shiny ✨.

Do better Mr second place.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

got my first nicole recently too.

that means the fediverse is growing nicely!

[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

Your days will be truly miraculous from here on out.

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

My Nicole message is going in a frame up on the wall

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

Please make a post with this!
Irl pic is ofc expected.

True love stories are so inspirational!

[-] Billybob22@feddit.uk 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Brilliant. Bit I thought Nicole was my bestie

[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I’m up to round 3. Can’t wait til I get to the final boss

[-] Coldgoron@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

I was wondering what that was about. Guessing now a massive scam message blast?

[-] AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today 12 points 3 weeks ago

I thought it was a scam at first, as on the surface it resembles a romance/pig butchering scam. But if you dig a little deeper, it seems like it could be a harassment campaign targeting someone. The matrix server basically doxes someone's workplace, and the pictures of "Nicole" are screenshots from a webcam. At no point have I noticed any ask for sending funds.

[-] Coldgoron@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

The mystery and weirdness of this is something to behold.

[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

I also have no idea what this is aboot, but seen more than one meme about it.

[-] Coldgoron@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This identity?/bot account has been mass messaging people directly like they did me. Thought it may of been legitimate for a second because some of my recent posts. But this just confirms it is a continuing scam of sorts.