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[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago
[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 22 points 2 weeks ago

Days Since Someone Divided By Zero In Workplace

[-] NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 weeks ago
[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

Massive mathematical explosion

[-] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I did this today while in excel. I knew what would happen. Call of the void. The undefined void.

[-] FaceDeer@fedia.io 25 points 2 weeks ago
[-] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 weeks ago

God damn I love that community.

[-] FaceDeer@fedia.io 12 points 2 weeks ago

One of the things I like about this one is that the containment procedures include:

As a way of limiting the impact of the anomaly, Foundation staff are to monitor all educational institutes for high rates of bear attacks

Implying that educational institutes have some rate of bear attacks that would not be considered "high."

[-] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

Alaska does have schools.

[-] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 weeks ago

One's an accident. Two's a coincidence. Three's an SCP.

(And probably one of my faves.)

[-] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

It's been at least a year or so since I went on an SCP binge but I don't remember threat levels being a thing. They were going for more a three category system last time I was active in the community.

[-] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

So he's wearing a .... Hazmaths Suit?

[-] otacon239@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

This has Funniest Joke energy to it

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Looks like he's trying to avoid the Helvetica Scenario.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

Classic Lemmy. Here we are cracking jokes from the luxury of our armchairs, whilst that man is out there risking life and limb.

Shame on you all.

[-] absurdAuroch@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

To my brain the gloves look like hairy arms. That would mean somehow outside of the math containment a HAZMAT is necessary but you can touch the math with your bare hands.

[-] Nelots@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

There's no need to protect yourself with gloves, as not even deadly contaminants want to be near math.

[-] webadict@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Should've cut to an insurance agent denying coverage based on the actuarial table.

this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2025
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