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Rocky rock rocking
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Everybody arguing rock, stone, or pebble.
It's a jpeg.
Just downloaded it, it was a .png.
Ce n'est pas un rocher
I have to say it. That's a really nice rock.
Well rounded
Uniform oval shape
Well distributed grain
Minimal color invariance
Pauli's exclusion principle compliant
Higher than average support threshold
Aerodynamic
Hydrodynamic
No moss (that's always a plus)
No visible cracks, dents or imperfections
Negative wobblyness
3 dimensional
Positive spinniness
Nice all around silicate spectrum
Higher than average (if not more) cold-handling potential
High end projectile index (above 0.95, that's factoring window breaking potential)
Maximally grind factor (>0.82, that's garlic grade)
Nutcracker performance with tolerable parameters
Accurate weather predictor (Fast drying is most)
Gravitationally bound to Earth system
Free range Baryonic matter contents
All around a solid, great pick. Only needs a banana for scale but thanks to the +-wow factor(i number values) any size variation would just only make it better
Rate: 5/7
7/7 with rice
Bro Rating: 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢
Judgement: 👍
Sorry its a pebble.
It’s a MINERAL, Marie.
Image was made with AI
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That's pet rock. I thought they discontinued that thing.
"The guy made a million dollars!"
It's clearly a rock coloured silicone egg for people with an oviposition fetish.
Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks
The rock was clearly designed by an omnipotent God, and can't be the product of chance
Clearly it's an egg of a momma stone
It's grey
It's not grey, jackass! It's GRAY! With an A! WARBLGARBLANGRYSCREECHING
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Is no rock, is troll kid!
It’s not a rock, it’s a photo of a rock. And it’s probably AI.
Ceci n'est pas une pierre.
That's a rock, alright.
Its actually a stone
No, it's not.
It's a giant pebble, get your facts straight
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That is igneous rock! You have to be specific otherwise it's just wrong and confusing!
Nah that's a bean.
I would describe it more as a well rounded piece of gravel, just calling it a rock disregards the geological implications of fluid transport and energy involved with a well rounded stone of that size.
Wow, just TYPICAL that one of you people would just IGNORE the fact that the object is actually an accumulation of particles that were formed in a number of astronomical events over billions of years, I guess you don't even CARE about the rich history that went into this object before your precious "geology" worked on it, and only care if it's "well rounded."
C'est pas une pierre, c'est une roche 🤪
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