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submitted 3 months ago by peeonyou@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net

yeonmi-park In bad country they charge you money just to come to the scene of an accident.

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[-] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

someone who is good at budgeting please help, my city is dying

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Now there needs to be an app called Speed Dial or something that charges a monthly subscription fee to dial 911. You see it provides value because instead of paying $427 per call you just pay $50 a month for the opportunity to call for free.

Putting private companies between you and basic services is not only moral, it's efficient.

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

oh fuck... you know damn well someone is gonna do it

[-] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago

This basically already exists. And then they send the wrong ambulance (because the prepaid ones are uncommon... Whoopsie!) and charge you anyway.

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

From the authors of "I can't afford an ambulance" comes the new smash hit "I can't afford 911 to be called"

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

JFC it's not even the first city in California to do this...other cities have implemented fees ranging from ~$200 to ~$800. "Won't deter people from calling 911" my ass. How about you fund your fucking fire departments instead of giving police billions each year to harass people?

[-] Wolfman86@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Cause rich people don’t get being broke.

[-] moondog@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

What the fuck? Even if I saw someone get a CEO like Luigi did and for some reason I wanted to call the cops, I'd have to pay 427$?

[-] CocteauChameleons@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

At least nobody will call 911 when San Jose city officials start getting shot up in our future dystopia

[-] CocteauChameleons@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

New York Times article in 2040: “City Officials death rate has increased by 200% in the last decade, and no one’s calling 911, is social media to blame?”

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

If I'm in San Jose and I see a car accident and I call 911 - they're going to charge me? I did a ctrl-f for "witness" - zero results.

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

yeah the real question is who gets the charge, and then how the fuck do they plan on collecting it?

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 3 months ago

In the case of a car accident they want to charge the car insurance company. Get ready to get your rates adjusted.

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

I'm speaking from ignorance but life experience tells me they will attempt to charge someone at the scene

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

what-the-hell terrible country

[-] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

I guess this will make them stupid poors think twice before (checks notes) calling an ambulance or the police in the case of an emergency??

[-] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

With all this talk about the coming American Caesar, we failed to consider who will be the coming American Crassus.

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Luigi didn't go far enough

[-] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago
[-] picklemeister@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

trauma team except you also still pay taxes for it

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

I think given trauma team uses existing infrastructure you always also did. Also I don't imagine the San Jose EMTs are on trauma team level of professionalism, allthough I do not blame them for it

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

kelly Waging Poorfare

(like warfare, but specifically aimed at making poor people dead)

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

I hate California

[-] dkr567@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

California is such a fucking shithole, especially as I'm reading through Palo Alto.

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