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How do you recognize an introvert Finn?
While chatting he is looking at his shoes.
How do you recognize an extrovert Finn?
While chatting he is looking at YOUR shoes.
The Finns were relieved when the covid rules ended. They finally could go back to 6 meters distance instead of 1.5.
Ah, a joke about Finns I actually laughed out loud for. Well done, sir.
Perhaps everyone gets it, but for some who might not, this is genuinely the last thing you should do.
And they won't just tell you to fuck off (~go piss on a transformer is the literal translation but it's just a way of saying fuck off), some of them would actively start a fight right there on the fucking bus.
It's true that it's not something we feel comfortable doing, but I think you're going pretty over the top with this one :D
We wouldn't fight anyone for invading our private space. Nor would we really tell them to fuck off. We would simply sulk in uncomfortable silence through the trip and very awkwardly and apologetically ask the person to move their shit when it's our stop.
Later we would warmly think about the deep and personal friendship we made along the way.
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In Finland you piss on a transformer. In Soviet America
Soviet America
Holy shit *stares at words contemplating for 30 minutes straight*
In the UK, if you ever notice that the guy in front of you has trouble at the urinal, breathe soothingly down his neck and make reassuring tutting noises.
It's a tradition that dates back to the 10th century
In the UK it’s tradition to ignore the queue and rush right to the front of the line.
In order to shake hands with the unemployed
In the US it's considered polite to hold their dicks for them.
But sometimes this can be uncomfortable... Are you able to just confidently walk up and grab it or do you loudly first ask "DO YOU NEED A HAND?!"
Most of the time this makes them super uncomfortable, which is great! Better them than me. But other times they're way too okay with it.
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Especially when they rock a mullet.
I hear it really help the pee to come out when you stand next to the person and touch your dick to his dick while peeint yourself.
Don't cross the streams.
That's considered a compliment in many cultures
According to Google translate:
Perkele - Evil spirit or a version of "god damn"
Mene kusemaan muuntajaan - Go pee on the transformer
Also, the tradition is the exact opposite as I understand.
In Finland they like to be alone and be left alone, so you don't just intrude on someone if they are in self-isolation.
Yeah that's the joke.
Or did I miss some sort of elaborate joke-joke?
The worst case scenario in scandinavia when boarding a bus is that it is exactly half full, which obligatory means every double seat is occupied by exectly 1 person, and you must choose which one to annoy (including annoying yourself, if you're Scandinavian because you too want to sit alone). Standing works, but you must feel shame all the time.
Second way to make friends in Finland: tell them how much you're enjoying your visit to Scandinavia.
Finland is the canton of Scandinavia I like second most after Sweden so far.
Though I must say Poland was nice too.
At that point you just pull one of those little red hammers off the wall and leave through a window.
I prefer standing, even on an empty bus. Call me shameless.
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TIL the Finns are my people
As an autist, Finnish culture sounds perfect.
Nah, because if you're silent the wrong way (and no one will ever tell you what that way is or how to be silent correctly) you'll be ostracized since pre-school and end up socially withdraw whether you want it or not. Or at least that is my experience growing up here as an autist, as well as every other autistic person I know.
Stop romanticizing this place and its laughable excuse for a culture. Most people hate it here, and would much rather live somewhere else were it not for the fact that everywhere else seems to be even fucking worse.
How is that any different from what I experience here then? If I'm dealing with all that crap anyway, then I'd rather do it with people NOT sitting next to me when there's a whole empty deck on the bus.
Fair enough. I'm mostly arguing with a strawman here, composed of all the content online about how supposedly great this place is, the most egregious being those fucking happiness indexes or whatever. By what I can tell by living here all my life is that the state sucks (as in nothing fucking works like it's supposed to), the location sucks (cold and/or dark most of the time), and all the people are drunks, depressed and thus hypermedicated, drug addicts, or inbred, xenophobic, racist homophobes. Or depending on how far from the nearest train station you stray a combination of all!
Welcome to Finland, I hate it here.
That's just like Florida here in US - except it's hot/muggy and too bright.
Well there you have it: Finland - no better than Florida!
A Finn once described the ... intensity of 'perkele' when used as an insult/curse to me, as: 'it is worse than 'horseshit', it is worse than 'god damn!', it is like you or it are worse and worth less and more despicable than flaming diarrhea from Satan himself'.
It's also handy for scaring away bears
This is why Russia doesn't invade Finland. Just this guy.
Well, this guy and hundreds if not thousands of guys just like him. Rural Finns are tough as FUCK 😄
This was the first time I heard (saw) someone say it to a Finn and I was like wow what the heck just happened?
This user was pretty chill and then BAM! Insta-rage!
Perkele is the only finish word I know thanks to Robbaz
As a Finn, I can say this is pretty accurate. Perkele is sort of a Finnish folklore version of satan, but the word is most commonly used as an exclamation/general curse word.
"Go pee on the transformer" but that sounds like "fuck off and die!"
Oh
Ooooooooh lmfao
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Lol "go pee on the transformer" with an insult like that finland is basically eastern european.
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These comments do not seem to match the post. I thought we all loved each other at Lemmy. 🧜
There's a reason it's the happiest country on earth.
Vittu Saatana Perkele!
(Thank Robbaz the Swede for teaching swear words in Finnish)
I learned "perkele" from Scandinavia and the World. Although from various context on that site, I always thought it was the equivalent of saying "fuck."
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Now I just imagine getting out of the airport in Finland, and there is a huge mega stadium, every single person in finland, sitting every other seat. I have to pick one to sit next to.
Pick the loneliest looking one. Then ask, mitä kuuluu?
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