Finally got that mullet haircut and it looks even more amazing than anticipated.
You farded
Why does everyone keep saying that?
Because you smell like it! 
He who smelt it dealt it
That's not a denial
Cuz yer a stinky owl
waiting for the photographer to smell the big fart you just did
thin;ken bout thos beans 
cuz you farted
Bidet.
still my president
Dirt_Owl just got back from a cute date?
You got the new haircut you've been thinking bout?
Because you're not dirty anymore!
Because you know how cute you are?
Just ate a bug
Because the magic beanis stalk finally paid off?
you got ahold of some whipits
You stole from the boss
Looks to me like you had a good piss
You ate a mouse?
I would never
I don’t believe you
Because you weren't on that compilation, meaning that you're not pointless ?
Yes, WoW is my sin.
Secret Nakoichi lore: This is the name of my Orc warrior I put in nearly 700 days playtime on and became a minor internet celebrity about 15 years ago.
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