Finally got that mullet haircut and it looks even more amazing than anticipated.
You farded
thin;ken bout thos beans 
waiting for the photographer to smell the big fart you just did
Bidet.
cuz you farted
Dirt_Owl just got back from a cute date?
Just ate a bug
Because the magic beanis stalk finally paid off?
You got the new haircut you've been thinking bout?
Because you know how cute you are?
Because you're not dirty anymore!
you got ahold of some whipits
Looks to me like you had a good piss
Because you weren't on that compilation, meaning that you're not pointless ?
Yes, WoW is my sin.
Secret Nakoichi lore: This is the name of my Orc warrior I put in nearly 700 days playtime on and became a minor internet celebrity about 15 years ago.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
You ate a mouse?
You stole from the boss
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
I don’t believe you