Literally 1 in 5 headlines contains the word ‘slams’ now of days

401ks have shrunk so much they’re calling them 301ks now

Tesla is completely divorced

and people say the ceo doesn’t contribute anything

same thing but not having to let a divorced dad play for a few hours every day

Taking a trip to the Pepsi Universe on my projection plane

Greeting another man in the morning?? What, did you wake up in his bed?

morally bankrupt vs rich with no morals

that’s the 2020 Ukraine defense budget

I imagine it has something to do with reputation of 5th Ave in NYC for luxury shops compared to what the road in Harlow is like

US marines

I get how it happened now

a human would struggle to come up with “noise canceling headphones”