October surprise babeee

I would also black bag the 6 Supreme Court justices so they can’t opine on whether it is an official act or unofficial.

I was under the impression that 1.5C would be the best case scenario if we somehow stopped emitting carbon overnight. We really are fucked aren't we?

That's been the way I've understood it; because as it stands the greenhouse being produced this year has not started to take effect yet.

This is the most likely outcome

I just…what happens when a child tugs on Pluto and finds the oppressed wage-slave was cooked to death standing up. Are we happy then? Is this ideal?

And C-Suites are freaking the fuck out (my company) because we’re completing all of the work in <40 hours per week, which causes them to lose money lmao It is so fucking wild to me how no one sees the glaring problem here

Explain? This is so fucking funny. Like they could just give you more work or just cut the work week to 32 hrs.

You’ve never seen their conference? They hoot and holler at the idea of driver’s licenses.

I would assume that for the full experience, you might need to manage crew members, or assign tasks. If all you gotta do is move the stick left and right, to get from point a to b. I'd be bored out of my mind.

Isn't the entire point of the profile and matching system to filter incompatible people out?

They are a business and they have investors; their job is to keep you swiping right and left, not to get you a match, a date, let alone laid.

I feel like everyone treats this shit solely as an ego booster and actually gets pissed off that anyone tries to interact with them

For most people, this is basically it. You get on Tinder to see how hot you are, but you are really just fucking your friends friends, or going to bars or parties, or hilariously enough, fucking your coworkers.

Dude this country is so deeply cursed. PR agencies just handing over "Hamas is a terrorist organization" to actors and synchronously posting the same talking points. real fucking THEY LIVE moment 🥽.