This is just a shitty version of my meme.
Mr. Musk I will be seeing you in court for theft of intellectual property.
btw this motherfucker is the richest man on earth and thinks he's the scrappy underdog 
Google won't stop the psychological warfare until everybody is that guy from Black Mirror sitting in a cell surrounded by screens with unblockable ads
I don't want to be mean to the computer 
I tried to search for r/ItalianPeopleTwitter but they can't even apply 
Western intelligence services estimate that the total number of Russian dead and wounded has surpassed half a million
vs
a grinding war of attrition that, according to U.S. intelligence, has killed seventy thousand Ukrainian soldiers
Angloid propagandists love grouping together dead and wounded to make it seem that Russia is losing
Hello comrades and welcome to the fourth improvement megathread of May! There is one more week left in May, let's make it count.
As usual, some discussion ideas:
Poster caption: "No!"
Good luck with your goals! 
Hello comrades and welcome to the third improvement megathread of May! There are two more weeks left this month, plenty of time to make some progress.
As usual, some discussion ideas:
Poster caption: Nations of all the world! (Let's) Reforge the weapons of war into the tools of labor!
Good luck with your goals!
Hello comrades and welcome to the second improvement megathread of May! Today is Mother's day, don't forget to call your mom.
As usual, some discussion ideas:
Poster caption: Glory to the mother-heroine!
Good luck with your goals!
bullying works
Hello comrades and welcome to the first improvement megathread of May! It's the first Sunday of May, a great time to set your goals for the month.
As usual, some discussion ideas:
Poster caption: Do not drink away life
Good luck with your goals!
I support the mods 100% on this decision.
There is effectively an infinite supply of horrible people and horrible takes whereas your time and energy is limited.
I am somebody who lives in an almost constant state of rage and I think that this is the only normal reaction to the hellworld in which we currently live. But that's not a healthy way to live so I try to limit my exposure to the stuff that gives me psychic damage.
That's why I blocked the dunk tank - I enjoy dunking on bad people and bad takes as much as everyone but being exposed to a constant stream of that every day is not a great use of your time and energy.
Hello comrades and welcome to the last improvement megathread of April! It's the last Sunday of April, a good time to look back on the month.
As usual, some discussion ideas:
Poster caption: If you want to be like him - exercise!
Good luck with your goals 
Hello comrades and welcome to the third improvement megathread of April! There are nine more days left until the end of the month, which is plenty of time to get stuff done and make some progress.
As usual, some discussion ideas:
Poster caption: Glory to our beloved motherland!
Good luck with your goals
Mao was wrong, women hold up at least 75% of the sky
As a g*mer, I cannot fully support this goal but I'm still wishing you the best of luck in your endeavor 
I am already a self-improvement freak and I would like to continue improving in many areas, including sleep, nutrition, exercise, reading, grass-touching and so on.
Some stuff that I want to do:
There's more of it but it's all pretty basic stuff
It turns out that Dr. Mehmet Oz was the harm reduction candidate
comrade has the ~~lathe~~ treadmill of heaven