correct me if I'm wrong, but the United States doesn't even have oil refineries that are capable of making gasoline out of American oil? like we need the type of oil that the middle East has, so we're constantly trading oil back and forth even though we have plenty of it

I think I've heard this is true. something about politicians wanting to look environmentalist and therefore preventing the building of any more refineries

i have one! that didn't make the question in the back of my mind go away unfortunately

is there an easy way for us to abuse this system to get ourselves paid a bunch of money?

one of the sisters is trans and the other is a Republican

and they can never present a unified front

he would use previously donated public telephone booth

who is donating used telephone booths to a hospital

you want to place the entire grenade inside of an empty can, just tight enough to hold the spoon in place. then you remove the pin, and you secure the can, so the string pulls the grenade out of the can, and the spoon kicks itself off.

actually for the least resistance to the tripwire, you want to pull the can off the grenade

if you're particularly diabolical, you'll replace the grenade fuse with a smoke grenade fuse which has no delay

3 weeks after taking a kitten off the street, I found it cuddling with my pitbull after our first cold night. the cat still gets annoyed anytime I catch him being friendly with the dog

what are the ages and the dog breed?

we had a handyman working on the house once and he asked my dad if he had a grinder and my dad brought out this hand cranked grind wheel

I've been a stoner for years, you're not going to get me with those

but I'll get that confused with the day that we celebrate the lunar excursion module from Apollo 11

a cat. I would like my superpower to be that everybody treats me like a cat