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[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

once they get it 80% fueled china be like "oops sorry one of our satellites destabilized and booped your rocket our bad"

[-] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

*Right before they start refuelling China be like "your rocket is in the way of our satellite" but Elon insists they'll be done in time. Once they get it 80% fueled the rocket explodes, clearing the way for the satellite to pass through unscathed.

this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2025
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