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1st wish: bring all insects together into one mega organism blob that slowly traverses the earth consuming anything it touches
Make bedbugs immune to insecticides.
Bedbugs now fly.
Just a FYI, most bed bugs are immune to insecticides already.
Tests and studies have shown that insecticides work as well as water for killing bed bugs. 25% kill rate and lowering each year.
The best tool against bed bugs is heat (Steam cleaner) or Diatomaceous Earth.
The time I had bedbugs we killed them with an ant's insecticide. Looking up the active chemical found its banned in the US and the EU because it induce abortions and fetus malformation.
Yup, that’ll do it.
cancel update CANCEL UPDATE
T-thanks...
So Nausicaä?
"All bugs are now the size of dogs."
I think that just results in billions of dog sized bugs being dead no? Isn't it a lack of available oxygen in the air that keeps their size down?
Granted, every flying insect becoming as large as a dog and plummeting to the Earth instantly would be fucking horrifying.
The inverse-square law means that most insects lack the body structure to withstand their own weight at that size, which would mean a horrifying moment or all insects growing and then imploding under their own weight.
You guys are all ignoring the most fundamental law of physics: Monkey's Paw Law.
"Grant the desired wish in the most unpleasant way possible."
Hidden Effect: Phyics now supports bugs the size of dogs.
All yards become massive piles of dead dogs erupting everywhere from the ground.
"I'ma boutta singlehandedly bring the worldwide prices for gasoline and ammo up a cent."