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[-] Annoyed_Crabby 294 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Love. This. Comment.

This have to be bot.

Edit: thanks for the gold, stranger!

Edit2: ohh god i hate you guys.

[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 138 points 10 months ago
[-] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 114 points 10 months ago
[-] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 98 points 10 months ago
[-] shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee 70 points 10 months ago

This just became my new favorite saying.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 61 points 10 months ago
[-] shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee 41 points 10 months ago
[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago
[-] shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

l I got my account recovery back with the help of @spezxoxo on Instagram very fast and reliable he's going to get help you out in all what you wanna need I'm so happy ๐Ÿ™Œ

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Goods arrived in good condition. Will definitely buy again from this seller.

[-] yetAnotherUser@feddit.de 6 points 10 months ago

I didn't believe the giveaway was real at first but the free iPhone just arrived!

[-] Fijxu@programming.dev 7 points 10 months ago

HOLY SHITYTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[-] pinto@lemm.ee 37 points 10 months ago

I'm using this in my daily life now

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 24 points 10 months ago
[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago

I'm using this in my faulty life now.

Edit - swipe type typo but it's too good to change

[-] kindenough@kbin.social 16 points 10 months ago
[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 12 points 10 months ago

This comment deserves gold.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago
[-] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 113 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's probably a whole set of bots and the responses to "this needs to be a coffee mug" are some other account saying "I found one!" and that's the whole point of the comment chain. Someone has a crappy mug to sell and constructs scenarios that seem natural ish to introduce it.

[-] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 10 months ago

There used to be a big issue on Tumblr years ago with bots trolling for comments like that and then stealing whatever picture that comment was on to sell crappy t-shirts of it or whatever. People started fighting back by posting those comments specifically on Disney stuff.

[-] Pips@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 10 months ago

Well, you know what they say. Play bitch games, win bitch prizes.

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 55 points 10 months ago
[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago
[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

NTA. Fuck around and find out

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago

You know what they say...

Play bitch games...

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago
[-] crawancon@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago
[-] TastehWaffleZ@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

THIS! THIS RIGHT HERE ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐ŸŽ‰โ€ผ๏ธ

[-] CosmicTurtle@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Today you. Tomorrow me.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 10 months ago

Mom's spaghetti.

[-] Sektor@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Have an upboat, kind stranger.

[-] arefx@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

Have an updoot!

[-] Fal@yiffit.net 8 points 10 months ago

Happy cake day

[-] toroknos_07@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

I know I shouldn't say this but this

[-] Yerbouti@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago

RIP your inbox?

[-] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 5 points 10 months ago

What. Do. You. Mean. Fellow. Lemmy. User. ?.
Typing. Like. This. Is. Totally. Normal. L.M.A.O.

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Came here to say this!

[-] moriquende@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

This is absolutely correct!

[-] mathematicalMagpie@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

There are a lot of children on it these days too.

[-] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

Thank you for this comment!

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