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Zoomers about to do Jan. 6th on congress over tiktok being banned. (hexbear.net)

submitted 8 months ago by SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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I wish but seriously the dumbest shit ever. China is not spying on your oafish american ass they literally could care less.

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[-] Vampire@hexbear.net 29 points 8 months ago

ass they literally could care less.

American detected

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago

next you'll be telling us the delicious sandwiches made personally by the japing pale redhead of McDonalds are not Gaelic gastronomie and that the Burger King is not a true royal!

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 32 points 8 months ago

Burger King implies the existence of Burger Robespierre. gui

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 24 points 8 months ago

Burger Prince Andrew is proof that we should abolish the Burger monarchy.

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

i like to imagine the meat at Le Burger King is ground aristocrat. <<ah hon hon hon, les cochon sucree>> chefs-kiss

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

Le Prion Flambroulè

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

.> << ah ha ha ha the(s) sweet pig...

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Burger Robespierre

Oh, the coming revolution! The glories that await us.

[-] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

using "literally" really puts this one on a new level.

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

you're not wrong. also, when someone whiffs a "literally", my brain replays a scene from this clip which starts around 1:30, which is kind of pleasant memory for me. simpler days, when such contrivances were edgy, genre-defying absurdist sketches and not accurate portrayals of popular media products.