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[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 3 points 7 months ago

Yeah if you turn people who die into fertilizer and process all of their excrement you can probably sustain the fields they eat from. Can't argue with that.

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 5 points 7 months ago

I'd actually be totally fine with this.

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 1 points 7 months ago

I want to become del monte corn after I die, unironically.

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 months ago

i feel like you could just eat people at that point. That might do something, idk.

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 1 points 7 months ago

Nah unfortunately that causes various Neurological and Endocrinal disorders. It has to be cured and processed to a high degree, first.

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago

damn, the human body already thought of that one. What a meta.

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 0 points 7 months ago

Moreso just a consequence of trying to consume a thing that is nearly identical to your own flesh.

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

circle of life

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 7 months ago

Nobody said anything about using dead people as fertiliser?

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 3 points 7 months ago

I did, what is the source of your confusion?

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 7 months ago

Lennybird didn't, you just ripped it out of the blue.

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 1 points 7 months ago

Bones come from animals, you know?

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 7 months ago
[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 0 points 7 months ago

Therefor it was established that composting humans was a potential solution.

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 7 months ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cattle

You were the first one in this conversation to imply that the bone meal would come from humans.

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 0 points 7 months ago
[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 7 months ago

Do you have an actual point or are you just trying to be annoying on purpose? If the latter is true, then please consider going outside.

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 1 points 7 months ago

Pot calls the kettle black, you're the one in here making irreverent statements while the rest of us have a perfectly normal conversation about making grandparents into tomato substrate.

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 7 months ago

100% perfectly normal

[-] Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

Oops, soylent green path.

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