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[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 45 points 8 months ago

Not really infinite until the crop rotation glitch

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 17 points 8 months ago

If everyone gets away with the crafting glitch and goes too far with it, the waste generated severely affects the crop glitch on a global server level. And if nothing is done about the runaway crafting glitch, it can make the server unliveable

[-] mhague@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

That will only happen if a few chronically online players get together to use their resources to manipulate the playerbase. If that happens the game will die, but certain players just don't care about anything but themselves.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 12 points 8 months ago

The player base will eventually react in unpredictable ways once they realize there is no respawn in the game

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 8 months ago

there is no respawn in the game

Oh, so now you tell me!

[-] mcmoor@bookwormstory.social 8 points 8 months ago

Pfft just live in truly fertile region bro. Or invent green revolution.

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 19 points 8 months ago

It's not that infinite without a way to refresh protein, such as mining ammonia, eventually you run out of soil resources and crash. It's got a hard limit, so to speak.

[-] lennybird@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

urine is a fantastic nitrogen fertilizer

bonemeal for phosphorus

wood-ash for potassium.

Probably not concentrated enough to work on an industrial scale, but probably on smaller communal farms.

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 3 points 8 months ago

Yeah if you turn people who die into fertilizer and process all of their excrement you can probably sustain the fields they eat from. Can't argue with that.

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 5 points 8 months ago

I'd actually be totally fine with this.

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 1 points 8 months ago

I want to become del monte corn after I die, unironically.

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 months ago

i feel like you could just eat people at that point. That might do something, idk.

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[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 8 months ago

Nobody said anything about using dead people as fertiliser?

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 3 points 8 months ago

I did, what is the source of your confusion?

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[-] Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

Oops, soylent green path.

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[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 8 months ago

And that's why we have been dumping our and our livestock's shit there for thousands of years.

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 1 points 8 months ago

That alone is still not infinite. When you eat food you're taking the nutrients that you need out of it and excreting what is left. So even if all of your shit went directly to manure then you're still putting in less than you took out.

[-] Lyrl@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago

The energy input is the sun, and most of the calories come from the air (carbon dioxide). Given so much external input, harvesting from a plot without reducing soil fertility is totally possible. With nitrogen-fixing crops (soybeans being the poster child), even the nitrogen fertilizer comes from the air.

[-] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

Where do all those 'wasted' atoms go?

[-] Lyrl@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

The plants use energy from the sun to turn carbon dioxide from the air into edible calories. When our animal bodies "burn" the food we eat, that turns it back to carbon dioxide, which we exhale.

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago

not a scientist here, but i imagine it's a combination of different forms of energy/material and how different organisms utilize them. Plus the basic fact that nothing is ever perfect. We consume food, a lot of those nutrients are burnt for energy. Our brain consumes a significant majority of what we eat. Stuff has to go somewhere for things to happen.

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[-] tryptaminev@feddit.de 8 points 8 months ago

Legumes like lentils capture air nitrogen.

[-] lennybird@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Was wondering, do Orchids do this, too? They have "air roots" and basically subsist off zero substrate.

According to this article

Like other epiphyte orchids, the roots of Phalaenopsis roots are covered with a spongy epidural tissue called “velamen.” Just a few cells thick, velamen helps orchid roots absorb water and nitrogen from the air.

It's probably my favorite plant. Hardy as hell despite a bad reputation for being picky. People don't realize they just go dormant until Spring.

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[-] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago

Bacteria take it out of the atmosphere slowly. It's a certain rate per land, and due to the coastline paradox we know that the area of land is infinite.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 19 points 8 months ago

Hunter-Gatherers HATE him!

[-] Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 8 months ago

bro ill dupe your food,
just send it all to me, ill give you double back next crop cycle i swear

[-] sag@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago

Dupe still working!?! I thought it got patched.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 16 points 8 months ago

Real hard to pull off, gotta have easy access to water and bugs fuck your shit up when you least expect it

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 months ago

you just gotta juke and weave from the bugs, ez as pz.

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[-] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Gets me everytime ahah

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago
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[-] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 8 months ago
[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

I like my corn submissive and breedable

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