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[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 103 points 6 months ago

He should be freed under the Lovable Scamp Law with this being declared little rascal behaviour instead of an assassination attempt. Ryan Routh deserves a second chance to fuck up in a more spectacular way. Maybe he'll fall out of the tree while trying to shoot or he'll put the bullet in backwards.

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 49 points 6 months ago

no need to put him in jail, next time he tries to shoot Trump his gun will explode like a banana peel and leave him with a scorched face and his hair blown backwards

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 40 points 6 months ago
[-] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 32 points 6 months ago

Well, trump was no angel

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 39 points 6 months ago

Next time, the barrel will poke out of the bushes and an ss agent will tiptoe over to it and tie be barrel in a knot. When he's hauled off in cuffs, his face will be blasted with soot from the gun blowing up.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 34 points 6 months ago

Can't cover your face in soot anymore, because of woke

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 24 points 6 months ago

We all did stupid things as kids, no need to ruin his future over one little misstep with a gun.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 6 months ago

CIA already wants to recruit him for assassination of ~~Fidel Castro~~ Miguel Diaz-Canel

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