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Been losing power all day due to the weather.

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[-] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 22 points 18 hours ago

mayos don't know what mountains are

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 35 points 18 hours ago

My neighbor is literally snow blowing his yard grass, my brother in Christ, why?

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 4 points 12 hours ago

That is utterly deranged lmao

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 31 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

frothingfash EVERYBODY NEEDS TO SEE AND APPRECIATE MY MONOCULTURE YARD SO THEY KNOW WHAT KIND OF MAN I AM

[-] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 17 points 17 hours ago

My neighbor spent the dry as fuck summer mowing his lawn religiously. Bro it's dead. It's brown and dry and hasn't grown since early June. Nope gas up the mower and get to work mowing the dirt

[-] CupcakeOfSpice@hexbear.net 6 points 11 hours ago

There's a guy near where I live who literally just had a dirt yard. No dead grass, or just starting to grow; just dusty dirt. Which they mowed consistently, causing the air in the whole neighborhood to be just dust. It was nice when it rained because the dust would settle and they wouldn't mow it until it was dusty again.

[-] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 6 points 11 hours ago

I guess people just have "mow" as a command in the brain somehow. Is it like the only way they can imagine being outside??

[-] miz@hexbear.net 3 points 10 hours ago

where's Anton Chigurh with a captive bolt gun when you need him

[-] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 15 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

are you trying to say there's snow on the ground and he's blowing it? or he mowed the lawn, didn't collect the clippings, and is blowing the clippings? Or is there nothing on the ground whatsoever and he's just running the snowblower? Does "snow blowing grass" refer to a sex move?

all of these are plausible situations

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 17 hours ago

He's blowing the snow off his yard, that he doesn't use for anything.

[-] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 4 points 13 hours ago

that's not rock-bottom for uselessness, but still pretty useless!

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