replacement squad member after AOC moved to Tel Aviv
and yeah, shes bisexual and married to a busted white guy too.
As a busted white guy who's dated many bisexuals, I feel attacked
As a bisexual, I am vindicated by the fact that busted white guys will kneel before me
What's busted mean?
Y'know, the kind of person who just wants two things in life
A place to sleep and genuine companionship
Sometimes also with some tattoos and undiagnosed mental illness
All I can offer is a diagnosed mental illness and a place to sleep
Why you gotta put me on blast like that?
Generally? kind of ugly but could also be someone that isnt quite ready for a relationship
kind of ugly but could also be someone that isnt quite ready for a relationship
You single? My last partner realized they weren't quite as bi as they thought and dumped my busted cracker ass to go date a super hot trans girl musician.
I'm not bitter.
Sorry, I'm taken atm
That's cool, I'm totally not lonely or anything...
You play any video games or anything?
Could always use more cool people to play with!
Oh I play Stardew and Valheim!
My partner loves Stardew Valley and I always watch her play, maybe we could try to do some co-op sometime!
What does busted mean in this context?
Mundy Bloodfeast is sure to win his race with the backing of his father, respected bipartisan Holden Bloodfeast.
All these low-information voters going for him just because they recognize the Bloodfeast name, SMDH
The Elder Bloodfeast died happily in his bed when Trump launched a missile strike against Tehran.
Realpolitik is supporting the Weeping Lurch
The Weeping Lurch is the Dr. Jekyll to Fetterman's Mr. Hyde, he only comes out when you bonk him just right.
Ghislaine will run as a Democrat
Honestly could see it going either way
It'll be a condition of her deal with Trump
Libs be like "akshually sweaty you should vote for Ghislane Maxwell, its misogynistic not to"
she survived an abusive relationship and provided entry-level jobs to troubled young women caught in the exploitative fashion industry, kiddo, maybe we can vote for someone better next time, when its not Ghislaine vs LITERALLY JEFFREY EPSTEIN BACK FROM THE DEAD
He didn't die. He went into witness protection. When the Clintons are arrested he will come out of hiding.
Ghislane Maxwell (R)
SIR! STEP AWAY FROM THE LATHE!
Equation and Chocolate Chip Musk
We got a crowded field this year. I wish them all the best 
Reading the names ”Boruto” and ”Hitler-Garcia” in sequence really got me ngl
NEW BLOODFEAST DROPPING
Straight from Bloodfeast Island where it is said that the inhabitants feast on blood
They're all so good, I just don't know who to choose! Critical support to Weeping Lurch, though, he did nothing wrong!
this is really good. who made this? i need moar.
they make them for every election I think
holy shit these are hilarious
Bloodfest gets my vote. We need to reach across the aisle with a fellow anti trumper
I just hope everyone has fun!
😊
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