I need to share beautiful intrusive thoughts as they happen

AHHHH HHH instead of going to a queer bar I proposed getting our nails done and going spray painting and she said yes. I'm dead.

Im a simple girl with simple needs.

I'm sober now. Off of benzos and booze. But holy shit the things I've seen while in rehab. I'm a transfemme and got put in the men's psych unit. A quick recap. A crackhead who was five foot nothing who upon learning I was a trans femme was convinced I in fact had afab genitalia. He would often ask if I was wet or if id fuck him. The best thing that happened with him was me walking into the bathroom while he was shaving his stomach, turning to me, and shouting "XXXXX CAN I SHAVE YOUR PUSSSSSY?"

A PCP addict who out of nowhere asked if he could call me "Mother" and said shit like "mother do you like Hitler" "Mother do you get horny here" "Mother is anyone on the Boston Celtics secretly a transsexual?"

Security flipping the whole units stuff because we weren't allowed to bring food up from the vending machines and I had a nice thing going where I'd buy honey buns and wait for them to run out and then sell them for 3 cigs then sell each cig for a dollar and make a decent profit. They didn't find shit bc I kept my honeybuns in a back office that no one used and they thought was locked (I jimmyed the lock with my rehab id card)

Cuddling with a cute Bi dude on ten blankets and a pillow I made in my "office" and immediately stopping bc fuck cuddling while paranoid and afraid of being caught.

A 62 yo alcoholic who was from Georgia and came to Chi just to go to rehab. He couldn't read or write, was racist, sexist, and queerphobic. He called his roommate "boy" and learned the hard way racist shit doesn't fly past the Dixon line.

I have waaaaaay weirder stories and will add more. Love you all and I'm glad 2 be back

Jokes on him I have two legs and can pull myself up to take more photos

Covering his collar because it has my phone number on it

Based mom

I got ghosts in my blood it's the only cure

Yeah mines weeb shit but it's cool weeb shit

Don't waste your time. The first turning point series was all non lib talk about blowback re: 9/11.

The bomb and the cold war is 100% lib propaganda. The first episode they go hard against the US japanese bombings which made me go but by episode 3 they have a full episode about kulaks and woe is me. I kept watching hoping it'd get better (all like 9 episodes) but at every point it's nato good soviet's bad.

We've all seen a skeleton with some weird shit in fallout or similar games. How will your skeleton be found?

I have a mannequin with a cone on it's head. You know I'm putting that cone on my head, holding the mannequin, and leaving unopened cigs