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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 39 points 2 months ago

When did those two words start meaning different things?

[-] 200ok@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Ironically, chonky is this generation's cutesy-husky

[-] muhyb@programming.dev 30 points 2 months ago

[-] FancyPantsFIRE@lemm.ee 26 points 2 months ago

Here’s some AI slop to definitely explain this in a coherent way.

[-] boblin@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

Laser iellones!

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 months ago

norultiopt deas bear boy

[-] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 11 points 2 months ago

Oh no the laser is too powerful! You shot straight through!

[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 3 points 2 months ago

What if the entire earth had lasers pointed at the moon and...

[-] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 23 points 2 months ago

Chonky and fat are the same thing. Did they mean floofy?

[-] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago

Will Imperial vs. Metric arguments never be settled?!

[-] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Ugh, don't bring that up again.

It's really simple: one chonky bear converts to 4 lynxes, which weigh 17 raccoons, which in turn weigh exactly 7 armadillos, that come down to 638 roaches.

Upwards conversion is just as easy: one chonky bear is exactly 1/3 of a Swasticar, which converts to 2/7 of a large boulder the size of a small boulder.

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Great tangent, well done team!

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 10 points 2 months ago

Wicked, now we can fat shame bears instead of each other.

[-] tja@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Why not both?

[-] axont@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

science has finally developed bear ass laser technology

[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago

This is one of my favourite Lemmy communities. I always smile at posts like these (and I often have at least one friend who would enjoy such posts)

[-] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

og-hex-bear

Nah just bulking

[-] dditty@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

https://www.cnn.com/2021/10/02/tech/fat-bear-week-lidar-weight/index.html

[-] Siethron@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

So... more excuses to use lasers?

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

Just ask bears. I am sure they are all big-boned.

[-] ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee -1 points 2 months ago

This feels like a poor response to the "would you rather be alone in the woods with a man or a bear" social profiler. "Yeah but that bear is fat, would you really want to be mauled by a fat bear instead of violated and gaslit by an aLpHa MaLe?!"