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[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 61 points 5 days ago

if nothing happens as a result of this, all will be fine. If Xi dies after this, then Vance will be confirmed as either a Seal, a Horseman, or the Anti-Christ.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 46 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Every time this country produces a new kind of carcinogenic waste it gets debuted in either Appalachia or some red lined black neighborhood first.

All im saying is we don't know if Vance is the hillbilly version of the singing Tim Curry ooze from Ferngully

Edit: ferngully eulogy

[-] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 20 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Appalachia seems to produce this kind of stuff organically.

Search up the blue people of Kentucky. No, it wasn't colloidal silver, this was first, and is ironically treatable with methylene blue

[-] FidelChadstro@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

Well shit you weren't kidding, they really were blue

[-] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Nah the antichrist was supposed to be charismatic

He is probably the Houseman of pestilence

[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago

RFK Jr. is currently riding that horse.

[-] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago

headlines next week: JD Vance to meet with RFK

[-] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 38 points 5 days ago

Why Vance and not Trump? He too busy designing his new american eagle themed shower curtain?

[-] dead@hexbear.net 47 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

It's fake news from last week when JD Vance killed the Pope. Walter is worried that JD Vance will also try to kill Xi Jinping.

spoilerthe alifarhat79 twitter account is a right wing meme account.

[-] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 5 days ago

Dang wish there was a warning label i got got

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 22 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Xi wouldn't meet with Vance, it would not be a good look for the leader of China to meet a non-leader.

If Vance was to meet with Chinese officials it would be with someone else.

[-] OutrageousHairdo@hexbear.net 19 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Could just be gerontocracy. I'm not personally a believer that Trump is just a figurehead, but it's certainly possible that he's too old to be a good diplomat any more.

[-] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 32 points 5 days ago
[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago

jack dapipi

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

It's actually "Jorkin DaPeanis"

[-] daniyeg@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago

deploying a tactical JD vance is almost as bad as using Hillary Clinton on unarmed civilians

[-] neo@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago

JD Vance was injected with FOXDIE. First the pope, now Xi.

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago

the antichrist is angling for his next target doggirl-sweat

[-] ComRed2@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago

He's carrying foxdie.

[-] Fingernail2@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

If they're sending a lightweight like Vance and not Trump it's another fuck you. "JD, you handle this one."

[-] Monk3brain3@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

Negotiations lol

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