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[-] YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

I've never heard of an immortal crab before.

[-] Grostleton@lemm.ee 32 points 1 week ago

I have heard of an amoral Krab, however.

[-] juliebean@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

i've read that lobsters are sorta immortal. the problem is they keep growing, and eventually they can't get themselves out of their shells when they molt, and they also have trouble getting enough food and avoiding predators when they get too big. if they had society, i bet lobster kings would be enormous and ancient.

Exactly. Don't have to suffer life

[-] Dadifer@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Jellyfish have a distributed brain, so they're not exactly mindless?

[-] Shou@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Just mentally all over the place!

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Just like me fr fr

[-] oo1@lemmings.world 9 points 1 week ago

God: "let there be light"

Jellyfish: [activates bioluminescence]

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

God: “Oh shit, I didn’t realize there was someone in here already.”

Jellyfish: “it’s cool.”

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I need that shirt. Float like a jellyfish sting like a jellyfish

[-] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Back side is the Bruce Lee quote attributed to jellyfisb

[-] Godofdirt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Jellyfish are known kung fu masters.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Proof that Cassius Clay and Bruce Lee were, in fact, jellyfish.

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