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And then we can use these answers to confuse libs more than they already are.

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[-] ennemi@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago
[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Get out of here, Fukuyama!

[-] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago
[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Great, now point that thing at Biden.

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[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

The best system we've got.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Liberalism is the awareness that you were born a chosen one of epic destiny, and that you are among the very special insider elect that know how the world really works. You are one of the adults in the room that get shit done because you make the hard decisions, just like your role models in your treats.

[-] ikilledtheradiostar@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

They said wrong answers only

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

I think that way they see themselves is very wrong I-was-saying

[-] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Liberalism is when pronouns.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

ooooooooooooooh PRONOUNS NOOOOO

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

A meritocracy which is antithetical to Nazism and in favor of equity and equality for all

[-] Judge_Jury@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

It's an acronym!

Letting Individuals Believe in Equal Rights And Liberty, In Spite of 'Merica

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

It’s when you put a lot of salt on food

[-] gaycomputeruser@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago
[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

You see, you conservative, Biden is the only adult in the room here!

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 year ago

Liberalism is liberty and freedom applied systemically

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

As we all know, reality has a liberal bias.

[-] Finger@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

half measures

[-] VernetheJules@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

it's when the government does stuff and when the government does stuff thepre liberal it is

[-] manuallybreathing@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

using a liberal amount of paint 🖌️🎨👩‍🎨

the artist attacked the surface with liberalism

[-] smokeppb@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

cw: violence

Liberalism is when you're a teacher looking after a bully and a small kid, and the bully constantly boasts that he's going to beat up the small kid, and the small kid keeps bringing the fact to your attention but you ignore him. One day the bully acts on his threats and starts to beat up the small kid, but you break up the fight. The right thing to do would be to send the bully to detention, but the thing the school administration wants you to do is send them both to detention.

Liberalism is doing what the school admins want you to do.

Liberalism is also doing what the school admins want you to do after being bitter about the injustice about their rule that stopped you from doing the right thing.

Fascism is the same scenario as the above except replace the school admins rule with something more ghastly, like you must ignore the bully or something.

[-] beef_curds@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's what the arc of history bends toward.

The more liberal it is, the more history bends.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

When history is an ouroboros eating itself forever, that's neoliberalsm

[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

There are multiple definitions.

Sometimes, it's just short for economic neo-liberalism (like the Marxist academic journal that I'm reading right now characterizes certain people in the field of economics).

Other times, it's basically your average Democrat.

Liberalism itself came out of the late 1700s and generally stands in contrast to conservatism.

Generally, it means paltry welfare state and social privileges or rights for minorities under capitalism, though this is often contested.

Think of liberalism's definition and then think of how fascism is defined and it leaves a lot open to interpretation.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I said wrong answers only I think most of these are kinda right answers bean-think Or is this a meta bit thinking-about-it Or am I actually the lib lea-think

[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Damn! I thought you were being sarcastic...

I kinda thought you were making fun of people, particularly in the ML movement, using the term willy-nilly without thinking much about what it stood for.

...I, err, over-thought it.

biden-forgor

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Nah I'm just doin' a bit. And you're bitting on my bit. And I bit your bitting bit. It's bits all the way down turtle-pogger

[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago
[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

It's when I run out of dirt

[-] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago
[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

INCREMENTAL PROGRESS! YEAH!

[-] pudcollar@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Liberalism is the perfection of human freedom, democracy and justice. American liberalism is a beacon of light for the world, spreading prosperity and peace to the globe. Liberalism elevates the best minds, who are capable of solving problems of racial justice, healthcare inequality, crime and violence, and rules-based international order, using informed, rational, rigorous, altruistic and beneficent thought, unmatched in human history. The only reason that anything is wrong in the world is because liberals are obstructed by those got dang Rethuglicans.

Brutal communist ideologues look for simple answers and are largely incapable of grasping the wisdom and nitty-gritty details of the absolute infallibility of the process of gradual reform, and the absolute superiority of means-tested market-based solutions for all social, economic, geopolitical and environmental issues.

The wisest and most effectual thing any person can do with their life, other than running for office in the Democratic party, is to vote Democratic. There is no greater service to one's country, and it is your social duty to uplift these people who know what's best for all of us.

[-] D61@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

That feeling you get when you come to visit or leave Liberal, Kansas.

[-] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Liberalism is when you

[-] MarxusMaximus@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Liberalism is a cult made up of people born in the astrological sign Libra. Once a year, during an October night, they all simultaneously look up at the night sky, raise a set of scales and chant their creed; RULES. ORDER.

How can they all look up at the sky at the some time you ask? Because they're all crackers living in the northwestern hemisphere.

[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Liberalism is an iron-age religion centered on the worship of the Roman goddess Libertas very-smart

Liberalism is when wholesome small business landlords have their voices heard. Communism is when it is illegal to have joyous hearty laughter and a jolly good time (the foundation of landlordism).

[-] honeynut@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

liberalism is just human nature sweaty

[-] Salmarez@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Disagreeing with my obviously correct takes. (A very wrong answer)

[-] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago

It's actually improperly capitalized. It should be LiberALism. Now that I've corrected that, it should be very apparent:

LiberALism is the belief that famed pianist, Władziu Valentino Liberace, will one day reappear in the US state of Alabama and lead his faithful fans to a promised land of pure melody.

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[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

liberalism is when you use as much horsey sauce as you want

Its when you just fling out, like, so much ism, like, you're just super liberal with it. Just getting ism all over everything

[-] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago

It's when you're in favor of liberation.

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Liberalism is when you are afraid of anti-fascists.

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