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Making this your profile picture takes guts.
I think I see many reasons why Debby is no longer in the picture.
Anyways, how far along, truck chief?
That bitch hated patriotism.
Holy fuck. Red truck, pale fuck, blue truck. Red, white and blue.
His profile pic is a flag.
I can't help but feel awe for that belly. Some respect even.
Had a girlfriend with her dad like that. She insisted it was all muscle.
The mighty one-pack, aka a firm bubble filled with visceral fat
There might also be an inflamed fatty liver hiding out in there.
I call it the keg.
I used to have a mighty one pack, right out of high school my abs were a giant block of solid muscle. Theeeen I went to college and it just became fat.
Ten thousand crunches every morning
Ten thousand crunch wraps every morning?
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As a former paramedic, this profile pic makes my back hurt
As a former ER tech that had to hold up a belly that size for 30 minutes for a doctor to put in femoral central lines....I feel your pain. (literally)
As a former sterile processing tech who had to clean the cholesterol out of reusable suction tubes....gross
as a non healthcare person.. I've now lost my appetite because of all of the above. thx
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As a former yachtbuilder im worried over allowed cargo limits on that boat
Bro, how do people get to this point‽ I fell into a fair sized windfall and laid on the couch for almost a year smoking and drinking myself into a stupor every night. And I never got even close to this!
After the first year you are just getting started, you will need decades of commitment and sacrifice and you'll have to leave Debrah by the side of the road before you get there.
A year isn't even enough time to give yourself proper liver disease, unless it's acute. But then you have a better chance of straight up dying from alcohol poisoning or DUI.
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There’s this line in that new show I watched. The guy just gets dumped by his wife, goes like: « He needed to sit a minute…. He sat down 20 years » The scene hit like a brick
(Can’t find it dubbed.. sorry 😅 https://youtu.be/yaw5pRm364U )
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well, he's gonna be sitting at home soon when the tariff shortages hit this month
OUT OF A JOB AND PROUD. I SIT AT HOME AND GO FISHING. I HATE MY EX...
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It'll still somehow be Biden's fault
He’ll keep on truckin’….. for UberEats
Who will be able to afford ubereats?
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🎶Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Because it feels so empty without me!
🎶Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prisoners, helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells"bitch"🎶
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Oh frig' off Randy bo bandy!
WHATCHU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FER?
~~WHATCHU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FER~~?
WHAT? YOU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FUR??
"Frig off, Debrah!"
jesus christ that belly
There's my prince!
Proud of what, getting divorced?
If you gotta ask, you don’t have Clark’s confidence.
You hear that ladies? He is single.
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this post was submitted on 02 May 2025
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