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Or a shrimp
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Fuck that is dark, what is this from?
Love is protein
Don't know who the heck downvoted you or why, but thanks for the info!
Oh, it was me. I did it to myself
Gigachad move
I could crush some popplers right now
My wife and I used IVF, so our first picture of our daughter is a clump of cells (I think the term is blastocyst).
It looked like kind of potato shaped. She was dubbed our little spud by one of her uncles, and that stuck until maybe two months before birth.
If only it was a boy that you could name nick. Later to be called spud nick
Spudelia, Spudtinca, Spudcy, Spuddaya, Spuddey, Spudtilda. These are all viable names, I suggest you rename your child.
You sure that's chicken?
Dad real for that
"And that's how you got your name, McChicken."
The child was prophesied ๐
Life begins at first crunch.
this post was submitted on 07 May 2025
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